21 May 2012
Count Dracula woke with a smile
Said, I'm going off blood for a while
It's red, thick and gloopy
And just sends me loopy
It's time for a change of style
So with loyalty card in hand
Cape left at home, understand
This scary old mister
Sought out a barista
To make him a coffee so grand
He walked in thru Starbucks' door
The sight of him cleared the floor
An employee called Keith
Said, you've still got your teeth
And that's what they've scarpered for
The Count thought, reality check
And bit poor Keith on the neck
Said, if I can't beat 'em
I may as well eat 'em
It's what I do best. What the heck!
Smile • Opuss № I