13 September 2012
We're the Daily Euphoric! We've got the news!
Blockbuster headlines to stave off those blues
England win World Cup despite penalty misses!
No more money, trade made in kisses!
Free lottery! With guaranteed wins!
Dustmen to clean and polish your bins!
Government banished! You're free to make choices
Stand up and be counted, let's hear those voices!
It seems a cure for cancer's been found!
And there's fresh water for Africa, just under the ground
War's now illegal in all of the lands
In case they started joining hands
Joy's overflowing 'cos the blood banks are full
Please put up your hand if you're believing this bull
We're the Daily Euphoric, we print lies with a smile
But who cares, if you feel this good for a while...
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