25 July 2012
One's from Northern Ireland
The other one's a vet
And if you suspect fowl play
They are your best bet
You'll find 'em in the D-Den
Just like Caped Crusaders
Clearing up the chicken shit
In hero pants and waders
D of course wears red
And Nic wears the blue
They'll cure your chick catastrophes
When you're in the glue
You'll find 'em by the henhouse
Please don't stand and stare
All you need to know's
That ain't no normal underwear
You know who to call
For trouble with your chick
They're poultry in motion
Daring D and Notorious Nic!
Daring D and Notorious Nic: The Lyrics • Opuss № I