7 March 2013
I've been searching for a creature That's near extinction, needs a save I've heard it hides from humans In the deepest, darkest cave
I've scoured all of Opussia Found its fossilised remains The strangest looking thing Possessing none too many brains
It's got a whistle on its horn But its call is more a snort Information's sketchy As not a single ones been caught
Some say that it is brown While others say it's green No-one really knows While the thing remains unseen
Did it truly ever live? Believe in which you choose Museum place or wild goose chase Either way, I lose
Because the search for the Snortwhistle Is just a writers jolly caper For the only place you'll find one Is on a piece of old notepaper...
The Green/Brown Horned Snortwhistle • Opuss № I