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Empty Your Sack And Crack, Jack

There was once a man named Jack. Jack really loved to experiment. One not so average day, however, Jack had a nasty run-in with a vacuum cleaner.
This experience forever changed Jacks life.
Now Jack is forced to suffer carpet burns while crawling on his hands and knees, dragging the vacuum cleaner behind him whilst hoovering with his penis instead.
And I am sorry to reveal this shocking detail, but at times Jack sometimes even resorts to an entirely different kind of hoovering, sniffing up the Shake 'N' Vac as he goes.
Poor, poor Jack...

leelee101

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you nicked my idea πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ

@sammielee46 haha! You're just too late baby! More voddy? πŸΈπŸΈπŸ˜‚ Thanks for the RP Sammy πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

Hahahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@leelee101 ooh no you'll make me sick!! Ill stick with a brew β˜•β˜•πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚β€

You fit a lot into those blanks there Lee πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@patdolan83 fill in the blanks, it said... Job done! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for the RP Pat πŸ‘β˜•

@sarahgamal you'll be looking at housework in a whole new light hunny! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for the RP sweetheart πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ 😘

@sjw fill in the blanks, it said.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for reposting hun πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

Too funny...I knew yours would be hilarious!

@BVHarding ha cheers mate. πŸ‘ I certainly filled in the blanks! πŸ˜‚ Cheers for reposting 🍻

@LiSaC64 thanks for reposting hun πŸ‘β€πŸ˜˜

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