A Man

Here goes...

There once was a man called daniel,
He had ears like a cocker spaniel,
They swished from side to side,
One day he cried,
When he burnt his ear in the gravy granules.

What's wrong I yelled,
His screams propelled,
To another dimension,
I forgot to mention,
The fact that he'd got expelled.

Why you ask well let me tell you,
At the lunch table a kid turned blue,
When Daniels ears wrapped round his neck,
Oh my god, oh blinking heck,
We unwrapped the boy, oh few,

There once was a man named daniel,
Who had ears like a cocker spaniels,
After that day,
Well what can I say,
I'll do the gravy granules.

I did this limerick 11 years ago when I was 14. I know it's not great but it's part of my journey so thanks for reading :)