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Worms

Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me
So I'm gunna eat a worm
Long thin slimy ones
Short fat furry ones
Itsy bitsy Itsy witsy worms
First you bite the heads off
Then u suck the guts out
Oh how they squiggle and quirm
Long thin slimy ones
Short fat furry ones
Itsy bitsy Itsy witsy worms

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Hey, If you think 11 year olds can't write...... Take a look at my Opusses!!!!

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Comments & Feedback (3)

Cool there was a song with the same words

Yeah I know my mum told me it

I know this one!

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