Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

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You hear loud noises coming from your parent's bedroom. Your dad is on away on a business trip...
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A terrorist just told you; "You da bomb!"
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You have the biggest boobs in your group of friends. You're a guy
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You have Asian parents. You got a B+
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Your toys make three Disney movies behind your back
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Your parents go out more than you do
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You take the 'the' out of 'psychotherapist'
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You call 911. It goes to voicemail
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You have to do the skinny jeans dance to put on baggy sweatpants
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You're using the 'eeny, meeny, miny, moe' strategy on your finals
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Your parents give you a bath toy. It's a toaster
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You check behind your shower curtain, there actually is a murderer
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Lady Gaga thinks you dress weird
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Facebook forgot your birthday
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In order to cheer you up, your girlfriend tells you that your penis is bigger than all of your friends
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You have no idea who Rape is, but your girlfriend's yelling out his name during sex instead of yours
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