Did you fall down the stairs?
– no, I wanted to kiss the steps.
Have you been robbed?
– no, I gave them my valuables and they ran away in happiness.
Did you take a bath?
– no, I was searching for Nemo in the toilet.
Are you writing a cheque?
– no I am writing a money poem.
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I'm going to write till I die. I'll write stories, music, poetry and I guarantee that I will post half of it on here. Keep a look out! Xx
Nobody likes me.
One sunny night 2 dead boys started a fight They fired their sords Then drew their pistols. Luckly a deaf police man heard the comotion But acadently drowned them In a dried up ditch.
3 people were stuck on an island, with no hope of swimming to the mainland. Suddenly, God turns up and says for them to go into the forest and get 10 of one fruit.
---------- You hear loud noises coming from your parent's bedroom. Your dad is on away on a business trip...
If you get caught masturbating say something friendly to avoid awkwardness, like; "Hey. I was just thinking of you!!" Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help.
Roses are red, violets are blue, SHIT. wrong poem. Happy birthday to you. Roses are red, violets are blue, If I can't have you, NO ONE CAN. Roses are red, violets are violet...
Dalek Flirtation Dalek 1: IS THAT A LASER ATTACHMENT IN YOUR ARMOURY UNIT OR IS MAKING CONTACT PLEASURABLE. Dalek 2: ..... (Zap. KABLAAM.
#fillintheblanks One sunny day Jack decided to walk up the hill with Jill to fetch a pail of water.
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