One sunny day Jack decided to walk up the hill with Jill to fetch a pail of water. However, he'd forgotten about his date with little Miss Muffett and her big furry tuffet which of course needed a good trim and left him rather red and blotchy. Not being one to give in he sent Jill tumbling down the hill in the hope she would bump her head and forget all about their encounter, but that didn't work either. Never mind Jack better luck next time.
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@eddie12309 hahahah what a coincidence! I am oreforming in the play jack and the beanstalk on the 14 of feb!!! only... Jack kinda marries Jill in the end. but he does ask her out ot fetch a pail of water!
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