Humpty Dumpty hasn't got a clue
Sat on a wall to have a poo
Lent forward to wipe his arse
Fell off the wall, and made us all laugh
There he laid in a thousand bits
Putting him back together would be a neat trick
But the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't give a shit about Humpty Dumpty ever again
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