Dalek Flirtation
Dalek 1: IS THAT A LASER ATTACHMENT IN YOUR ARMOURY UNIT OR IS MAKING CONTACT PLEASURABLE?
Dalek 2: .....
(Zap! KABLAAM! Dalek 1 is exterminated.)
Dalek 2: THIS DALEK UNIT IS ROBOSEXUAL. ADDITIONALLY THE PREFERENCE IS FOR BRUNETTES.
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Comments & Feedback (14)
@wolfie hahaha I read it in a book, or could of been a leaflet, I forget now, memory gone......old age isn't all it's made out to be 😔 lol
Yayy! Brunettes rock!! I'll keep my eye open for that dalek lmao, your blogs have cheered up my day 😽
@smellyfingers come on... Don't be coy. Late thirties? The woman you feel thing diesn't work for me... She's older
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