3 people were stuck on an island, with no hope of swimming to the mainland. Suddenly, God turns up and says for them to go into the forest and get 10 of one fruit. The first person arrives after a couple of minutes with apples. God says "Ok, shove all 10 apples up your arse without making a noise and I will return you to the mainland." The first person manages to get through 4 before he yells out and is sent to heaven. The second person returns with cherries and gets to 9 before he bursts out laughing and is sent to heaven. When they meet up in heaven, the first man asks "why did you start laughing, you were so close!" to which the second man replies "I saw the other guy coming back with pineapples."
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