Igor

Yes, it's an #acorn, but it's also a little clue to what I have in mind for Mondays #acrostic...

Here's a tale of Igor, Dr. Frankenstein's assistant
And when he got things wrong, boy, was he consistent
One day the doctor thought that he would build a creature
Made mainly of dead parts of men, though women may well feature
So he sent our Igor strolling down by Cemetary Lane
To gather all the body parts, and don't forget the brain
Upon arrival Igor didn't do quite as he should
But took what was available, as many as he could
Dr. Frankenstein was busy, so with a measure of stealth
Igor built the creature... All by himself...

"Master! Master! Come and see! Let me throw the switch!"
Igor then turned on the juice, and his creature gave a twitch
It had two legs from a cat, and two legs from a dog
And a body from a hamster and it's head came from a frog
The finishing touch, perhaps too much, was the horse's tail
But Igor didn't get a brain, so it was doomed to fail
The dog/cat/hamster/frogosaur jumped with electricity
But without a brain or heart died just as instantly
Igor stood there, mortified, hands upon his head
He feared his Master's wrath, and this is what he said
"All my work and research! You've broken every rule!
I should have done it all myself, you useless hunchbacked fool!"
Now, Igor was the quiet type, but this had made him mad
And thought, if I get rid of him, a castle for my pad!
So Igor grabbed the Doctor, put electrodes on his head
And with a flash of lightning, Dr. Frankenstein was dead
Igor laughed maniacally, in fact he took a bow
And pointing at the Doctor, said "Who is the Master now?"