9 January 2013
Thor had swung his hammer but it wasn't any good His evil brother Loki was now in the neighbourhood Spider-Man had tried but he'd had to swing away His alter ego Peter had exams throughout the day What the thunder god required was a hero by his side Defeating Gotham's villains wasn't such an easy ride With HarleyQuinn and Loki making mischief everywhere The thunder god was left alone, no heroes seemed to care When out of nowhere came a hero from the DC camp They called him the Green Lantern and he was carrying his lamp Harley knew the power that was kept in Lantern's ring Limitless imagination can call forth most anything But Loki had a staff with which to give the ring a knock And you won't win Gotham's war with a twelve foot, green, bio-luminescent cock... Thor by now was angry, so Loki conjured gusts of air He knew Thor couldn't fight while someone's messing with his hair Loki had a chuckle at his brother's heroic stance And Harley laughed so hard she actually pissed her pants So with Thor and Lantern vanquished, it seems the bad guys are winning Are there any heroes left to stop this evil pair from sinning Are HarleyQuinn and Loki victors in this epic war? Here comes the Fantasti-Car. Hurray for the Fantastic Four...
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