Are you frustrated at everyday life?
Bored with your job?
Fed up with your boss?
Need to sound off without any comeback?
Ronco proudly presents...
BOB-O-MATIC!
Each new Bob™ is guaranteed to make you want to vent as soon as you open the box. Why, with a Bob™ at your side, you needn't keep it in any longer! Start him up, and as soon as you hear that big booming Bob-O-Matic voice, you'll be ranting and raving like a lunatic, and you'll feel so much better!
What's more, each new Bob™ comes with a limitless supply of godawful jokes, which he'll insert at the least appropriate time!
Every Bob™ comes complete with real flying spittle!
With a skin as thick as a rhino, and a brain to match, Bob™ comes complete with three weeks dirty Lecter overalls and a liberal coating of metal dust.
And remember, a fully charged Bob-O-Matic will last 13 hours and will never leave your side, and is always right, even when it's wrong!
So, if you need a venting outlet, buy a Ronco Bob-O-Matic today!
Unconditionally guaranteed for life.
100% Wash-O-Matic proof.
Absolutely no refunds or exchanges.
Because of the extreme nature of the Bob-O-Matic, Ronco cannot accept liability for your mental health.
You're stuck with him.
©Ronco 2012
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