4 July 2012
The Mona Lisa - is she beautiful?
I don't think she's all that
But I can't help but wonder
What on earth she's smiling at
Maybe something she's done
Or she's gonna do
You can't see past her waist
Is she sitting on the loo?
Is she thinking of a fella?
Or maybe it's a girl
The Mona Lisa - Lesbian.
That makes my brow unfurl
Is she watching telly?
Is it a joke she's heard?
Lips sealed tight all day, all night
She hasn't said a word
Until the day I asked her
The reason for that grin
She whispered 'It's a secret
But I'm gonna let you in
I'm just an artist's model
I'll sit until I'm numb
There's a man with me that you can't see
And he's tickling my bum'
So look beyond the paint
Allow her to beguile
Now you know the reason
For that enigmatic smile...
Mona Lisa • Opuss № I