5 March 2013
The biggest football match, yes it's Man U/Madrid tonight
Someone I know will be there. Will he drive or take a flight?
Will he take the new Range Rover, or jet to Manchester and back?
I suppose the cost depends on just how many he can sack...
Yes, yet again redundancies have reared their ugly head
And his mode of transportation's down to people we can shed
If people equals petrol, thirty plus should fill your tank
And if there's any more then surely Air Miles you can bank
Enjoy yourself, you bastard, going to watch your favourite team
Your hush hush news has reached the floor, they've built up a head of steam
While the spectre of redundancy permeates the very air
You're swanning around expensively, proof that you just don't care
Trip's paid for by the company, the situation is a farce
Next time I'm asked to stay late you can cram it in your arse
The lads upon the floor are bloody angry, battered, bruised
And even though I'm Red, I hope you get to watch them lose...
Man U make us Real Mad • Opuss № I