20 November 2012
How long before we hear the words 'Our smallest iPad yet' ?
Now we have the Mini, there'll be a Micro, you can bet
Coming soon, the NanoPad™, wear it on your wrist
Sexy sleek and tiny. And it's Apple. Get the gist?
To buy the latest iThing really seems to be a must
Your old one works just fine but you really are not fussed
iNuts foaming at the mouth, they've camped outside all night
In they'll pour, drooling on the floor, with new iThing in sight
They're parted from their hard earned, all part of Apple's game
When will they learn the old ones look and do the bloody same
It's merely observation, it's not a rant or moan
I have no leg to stand on, I own the latest pad and phone
I'd like to say, dear reader, that I'm wise to Apple's tricks
But I really love me gadgets. Now where's that iPhone 6?
NanoPad™ • Opuss № I