Looking for Xmas pressies online?
Not sure where to get 'em from?
Purse strings as tight as a chickens arse?
Welcome to Scroogle.com!
For the discerning tightwad
We've perfumes at less than half price
They're packaged to look like the real ones
But guaranteed not to smell very nice
We've got bootleg CD's and blu-rays
Fake ones are better than nowt
They load up and play (if you wait half the day)
Don't complain when you can't get 'em out
For those of you counting the pennies
We've got things they can't shift in the shops
Bottles of beer out of date since last year
That came from a barrel of slops
Genuine (ahem) cut crystal glasses
And bowler hats with sleeves
You're better off buying from Scroogle™
Than from the garage on Christmas Eve
They'll see you loaded with pressies
You're the family's diamond geezer
Where'd you get 'em from? Scroogle.com!
Prepare to be called Ebeneezer...
Everyone will be truly 'thankful'
That you shopped at Scroogle™, no doubt
You may be tight, but just for one night
Get your f@%#ing wallet out!
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@minxyMolly @sarahgamal @sjw haha! I had no idea! The name just popped into my brain, I didn't know it was real! Shitola! 😂😂😂👍
@sarahgamal haha! The screenshot even had a picture of Scrooge! 😂😂 pmsl.... Thanks for reposting Sarah! 👍❤🌹
@leelee101 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍 I thought it was a creative merge of Scrooge and google! Somehow I think they'll only sell electrical goods on there
@glen no but they got diamond white mate, 3 litres of lovely out of date paint stripping cider for a quid! 😂😂 Cheers for the RP mate 👍🍻🍻
@eddie12309 I didn't know! When I posted it certain nutters (MM) went straight online to have a look and told me to have a look. The above comments will tell you how surprised I was! 😂 I'm gutted, I thought when it popped into my brain this afternoon I'd done quite well. Clearly not! 👍😂❤🌹 good evening! ☕☕☕
@MrsS haha! The bowler hat with sleeves has long been a source of fascination for me hun. It's Billy Connolly's fault, going on about useless objects that could never be sold on his 'audience with' show. Check it out hun!😂😂😂 Thanks for the RP sweety 👍❤🌹
@MrsS it is called 'An Audience With Billy Conolly' it's where they perform to an audience of stars 👍 Bloody funny! 👍❤👏
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