If you're becoming an Opussycat today
Here's a few tips to show you the way
These are not rules they're just so you know
How we roll here on Opuss. Right then, let's go...
No bitching, no biting, preferably no fighting
No Facebooking, Tweeting, we're here for the writing
Community, immunity from judgements impunity
Ideas thoughts and dreams are the valuable commodity
Like if you like it, don't if you don't
Not everything's for everyone, you will or you won't
Everywhere you look there'll be inspiration
An integral part of the Opussia nation
This part's important, it's not nuclear fission
If a piece isn't yours beg the authors permission
Join in with a challenge, don't sit on the side
Jump in with both feet, you're in for some ride
Fun in the comments sometimes more than the posts
That's why this app is much better than most
The rest can be learnt as you go along
We stand by to help if you ever go wrong
So pick up your iThing, now you've walked through our door
And give us your writes. What'cha waitin' for?
There, that'll do, your journeys begun
We hope you'll be happy and know you'll have fun
One last thing to say, new Opussycat
Don't get addicted! Yeah, good luck with that...
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@HingAling24 thought I'd do a new one for yer man @SSK and anyone else that's new for that matter ๐๐
@HingAling24 @leelee101 I was literally just telling my workies of my new found addiction lol. Thank you for the melodic advice!
@BethyBoo thanks Beth โค hopefully it'll help the new folk. ๐ Thanks for reposting sweety ๐๐
@sammielee46 cheers Sammy nice one babe ๐โค and @HingAling24 Sammy is right get some sleep, or the aubergines will come for you... Oo-er... bloody innuendos...๐๐๐โค
@sarahgamal Thanks Sarah just thought and up to date one would be useful. ๐โค Thanks for reposting sweety ๐โค๐๐
@LiSaC64 Lisa thank you. โค I'm going to call you Lisa if that's ok, I do like use people's names. โคโค and thank you for reposting too hun ๐โค๐
Re Facebooking / Tweeting - just a point of clarification. It's not Twitter, but that doesn't mean you can't share your works - that helps grow the community. Or brag about Opuss on other networks. (hint) :)
@insomnium thanks J thought the last line would resound with many of us! ๐๐ thanks for reposting sweetheart ๐โค๐
Pure brilliance Lee! This should be Opuss's flagship piece & all new members should be made to accept these T&C's on joining!๐๐๐๐๐
@Fly10 aw cheers Leigh, that's nice hun. โค I tried to make it fairly loose and friendly, hope it came across as such. ๐๐ Appreciate the kind RP leigh, my thanks m'lady โคโคโค๐
Pure brilliance Lee! This should be Opuss's flagship piece & all new members should be made to accept these T@C's on joining
@Klaire thanks hun hopefully it'll be of some assistance to new guys. ๐ Thanks for the RP hun ๐๐
@lucylilac and what is there in this piece to offend kids? It's just a playful welcome to Opuss for new users, is all
I'm not saying there is, it's just a fun piece and a loose guide. And I still don't see how it could offend kids.
@misslittleDHP aw thanks hunny. ๐โค HingAling brought a friend along and I thought it would be nice to do a kind of welcome piece. ๐ Thanks for the lovely RP Kim ๐โค๐
@blaithin you really should be careful what you say to people, comments like that won't win you any friends you know
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