Sign In
Back

How To Be An Opussycat

If you're becoming an Opussycat today
Here's a few tips to show you the way
These are not rules they're just so you know
How we roll here on Opuss. Right then, let's go...
No bitching, no biting, preferably no fighting
No Facebooking, Tweeting, we're here for the writing
Community, immunity from judgements impunity
Ideas thoughts and dreams are the valuable commodity
Like if you like it, don't if you don't
Not everything's for everyone, you will or you won't
Everywhere you look there'll be inspiration
An integral part of the Opussia nation
This part's important, it's not nuclear fission
If a piece isn't yours beg the authors permission
Join in with a challenge, don't sit on the side
Jump in with both feet, you're in for some ride
Fun in the comments sometimes more than the posts
That's why this app is much better than most
The rest can be learnt as you go along
We stand by to help if you ever go wrong
So pick up your iThing, now you've walked through our door
And give us your writes. What'cha waitin' for?
There, that'll do, your journeys begun
We hope you'll be happy and know you'll have fun
One last thing to say, new Opussycat
Don't get addicted! Yeah, good luck with that...

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

100
Stories

Similar Stories

Comments & Feedback (102)

@HingAling24 thought I'd do a new one for yer man @SSK and anyone else that's new for that matter ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@leelee101 haha you never cease to amaze! Advice in verse pure brilliance haha! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘

@HingAling24 @leelee101 I was literally just telling my workies of my new found addiction lol. Thank you for the melodic advice!

It's 4am where I am!! So yeh addictions probably an understatement ;)

Lol

Just love this piece of your, it's what we need to remember.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

@HingAling24 hahaa!

Awsome!

@DanDunne ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@marymint cheers hun, just a rough guide. Hopefully it'll help. ๐Ÿ‘โค

@HingAling24 get some bloody sleep! I keep telling you Dan! ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜‚

@HingAling24 probably just woken you up haven't I? Meow... ๐Ÿ˜‚

@HingAling24 @patdolan83 thanks for the RP guys ๐Ÿ‘

@Stablish thanks for the RP bro ๐Ÿ‘โ˜•

Aw love this lee ๐Ÿ‘โคโค everyone needs to see this when they join! ๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 no your all good! I kinda jus drift in and out of consciousness lol! Had another hour!

Facebook woke me up with a load vibrate of a things ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘

Loud ahhhh

@BethyBoo thanks Beth โค hopefully it'll help the new folk. ๐Ÿ‘ Thanks for reposting sweety ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Fab fab fab!! Great write babe!! And @HingAling24 go to bloody sleep!! ๐Ÿ˜˜โค

@sammielee46 cheers Sammy nice one babe ๐Ÿ‘โค and @HingAling24 Sammy is right get some sleep, or the aubergines will come for you... Oo-er... bloody innuendos...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘โค

@sammielee46 thanks for reposting sweetheart ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

@Irrational_Kimmi thanks for reposting hunnybunchโ„ข ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

@jackalice appreciate that RP man ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

@marymint appreciate your lovely RP hun ๐Ÿ‘ thank you โค

Nicely done lee

@sarahgamal Thanks Sarah just thought and up to date one would be useful. ๐Ÿ‘โค Thanks for reposting sweety ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹

Wonderful write! Great info

This poem is exactly why I follow you @leelee101

@nmaelietta aw, now that's a nice comment, thank you very much. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@nmaelietta ooo and thanks for the repost too ๐Ÿ‘

@LiSaC64 Lisa thank you. โค I'm going to call you Lisa if that's ok, I do like use people's names. โคโค and thank you for reposting too hun ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 thanks for the cool stuff, bro๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ƒ

@nmaelietta my pleasure. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Awesome writing, especially with last line!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ very true

Re Facebooking / Tweeting - just a point of clarification. It's not Twitter, but that doesn't mean you can't share your works - that helps grow the community. Or brag about Opuss on other networks. (hint) :)

@sb2uk wink wink say no more say no more! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@insomnium thanks J thought the last line would resound with many of us! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ thanks for reposting sweetheart ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

Pure brilliance Lee! This should be Opuss's flagship piece & all new members should be made to accept these T&C's on joining!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜˜

@Fly10 aw cheers Leigh, that's nice hun. โค I tried to make it fairly loose and friendly, hope it came across as such. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Appreciate the kind RP leigh, my thanks m'lady โคโคโค๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm sure of it!!

@Emily_InspiresAll appreciate that repost hunny ๐Ÿ‘ thank you โค๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 no problem I really loved this!:)

@leelee101. Excellent. Great advice.

@overskill thanks for reposting ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@carolsgregory appreciate that RP carol ๐Ÿ‘ thank you hun โค๐Ÿ˜˜

@wishdreamer thanks for the lovely RP ๐Ÿ‘โค

@Pawsy thank you. Hope it helps the newer guys a bit ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โค

@crowncottage appreciate the RP Linda ๐Ÿ‘โค thank you my lovely ๐Ÿ˜˜

Pure brilliance Lee! This should be Opuss's flagship piece & all new members should be made to accept these T@C's on joining

@mememe2002 someone else said those very words earlier, thanks all the same! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

@AlexaThorpe appreciate that RP hun ๐Ÿ‘ thank you โค

Cool lol

Brilliant Lee! ๐Ÿ˜˜โค

@Klaire thanks hun hopefully it'll be of some assistance to new guys. ๐Ÿ‘ Thanks for the RP hun ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜

@mememe2002 thank you. ๐Ÿ‘

It's ok

@AJBrown thanks for reposting hun ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

@nikujagagirl cheers for that RP hun ๐Ÿ‘โค thank you ๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 You're very welcome! ๐Ÿ˜Š

@sb2uk aw cheers for reposting man! ๐Ÿ‘โคโค

Loved it. Good to remind people of the community spirit and unofficial rules. Thanks

@sb2uk my pleasure fella. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

[This comment has been deleted]

@RichWithey cheers amigo. ๐Ÿ‘ Here they are ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป Enjoy! ๐Ÿ‘

I'm late to the party but well said!

@chickgamer better late than never LJ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ thanks for the RP hunnyโค๐Ÿ˜˜

@leelee101 Can I just say something?

@leelee101 OMG - and I never say that. Ever. Soooo amazing!

@KittenPaws thank you very much. ๐Ÿ‘โค

@evilfingerz thanks for the RP ๐Ÿ‘โ˜•

You shouldn't say stuff like that. There are kids on here.

@lucylilac and what is there in this piece to offend kids? It's just a playful welcome to Opuss for new users, is all

@sjw appreciate the RP hunny ๐Ÿ‘ thank you ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

There is " no bitching "

I'm not saying there is, it's just a fun piece and a loose guide. And I still don't see how it could offend kids.

@lucylilac see above. There's no biting either is there?

Ok. Haha. I guess I see...

@lucylilac ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Just seen this and LOVE it muchly ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ‘

@misslittleDHP aw thanks hunny. ๐Ÿ‘โค HingAling brought a friend along and I thought it would be nice to do a kind of welcome piece. ๐Ÿ‘ Thanks for the lovely RP Kim ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

Omg classy jus sa it ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Hoo cares about it just shut up

@blaithin you really should be careful what you say to people, comments like that won't win you any friends you know

I have to agree with him on that one blaithin.

71 :)!

what are you talking about peeps

Cool

@gammon thank you! ๐Ÿ‘

Too late for the addiction part...๐Ÿ˜ธ

@Lostris90 haha ain't it the truth! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

I love this!

@nikujagagirl thanks hun ๐Ÿ‘โค

@leelee101 You're welcome! I really do adore this poem!

Don't want to read that because it is to long

@were thanks for reposting hun ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜˜

@Splashdown thanks for that RP fella ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โ˜•

@Lostris90 lol, me too!

Been an opussycat from the early days of Opuss ๐Ÿ˜„

@Janflower appreciate the RP hun ๐Ÿ‘ thank you โค๐Ÿ˜˜

That's Ok, must have missed this when it was first posted! ๐Ÿ˜Š

'iThing' made me laugh ;D

@Pendancer haha that's the generic term! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Similar Writers