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Lamont Carey came to MY classroom!!! IT WAS SO COOL!!! I told him about opuss, not including the name, and he said I should make sure I copy right my work... All rights reserved!
Love is such a joke For an all knowing being's amusement Hugs and laughs Kisses sent by mail Love! Now that's a good one! Oh wait You were... Serious? It's just... There'll always be a heart break There'll always be a jerk There'll always…
Joke from a book on Jon something or other's writing inspiration A man with no arms wanted to ring the church bells. "You can't ring a bell! You have no arms!" The priest exclaimed. "Just watch!" The man said. He began hitting the bell wi…
Bo-rang!
Have you seem the 'I love cats' video? So funny!!! Get a cat Name it Every Cat Hug it
Rocks in the river On the side of it too Cream colored leaves on the ground Kindling for the life of the woods Colorful leaves of fall Red, orange, yellow Evergreens so scarce Everywhere, spring is in the air Kindled by the life of the for…
"People throw rocks at things that shine, and life makes love look hard." - Taylor Swift
"You will find him next to me." - Emeli Sande
All by myself Left On the shelf Not a buyer in sight Everyday, there's less light
Sun and Moon Italics and Bold Good and Bad Never and Always Found and Lost Real and Fake Ooos and Boos Me and You All and None Beauty and ugly On and Off Very and Not Everything and Nothing
You have to know who you are before you can change yourself.
Why bother with love if it never lasts? -Taylor Swift
For Your Irritation
Undefined Not perfect Weather permitting, I'm Ready to defect I don't know what side I'm on Too many to choose from There's no End and I'm ready to run Not stopping till I reach the mornin' sun
"... Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." - The Constitution
Freedom rings, so round Life, liberty and beauty You breathe out, no sound
On my own for a while...? Maybe you could stay Perfection: I've never felt this way Love is undefinable Everyone is applicable Till death do us part Ending it would not be smart
"So, my friends, in this lovely courtyard, let us raise a glass and celebrate the maddening, all-consuming, time-killing, terribly inconvenient magic called love." -prince charming
Red passion Orange sunset, too Yellow for hilarity Green grass and trees for you Blue for when your sad Indigo, so mysterious Purple makes me glad Black is for the nightmares White is for your everlasting dreams Turquoise is for cool Pink f…
Tell me, can't you see?
I'm at a volleyball tournament. We lost the first match, 5-25 then 7-25. I was the only person who didn't get to play, even though I was the only one who wasn't being hopeless. Hopelessness is not good when your playing volleyball.
[T] oo many people [t]oo [W] ary yet una[w]are [I] intend to change th[i]s [N] ever fear the [n]ight [F] ear is not [f]orever [L] uminous [l]ight [A] lways will rem[a]in [M] aybe there's gloo[m] [E] ver-lasting glory is th[e] same
"Awkward!" "Who, your brother? He's not that awkward!"
A quote a day keeps the haters away. They can't stand inspirational speeches.
U mm... This is just a L ittle teenage romance M aybe, take it down A notch? Or maybe Two? If we can't know it will E nd, we can't be together at all
Grown-ups get drunk and do stupid stuff too?!
We have a neighbor who skis, and we were out skiing so my dad texted him to see if he was on the mountain, too. He replied "Sorry, powder day at Vale!"
Younger brothers are jerks.
There's no place like home. Except when you're All Alone An empty house Isn't fit for a mouse
All I see is anger Writhing in my head Burning, churning Hot, bright red You wanted Poetry? Come along You may just see I'll show you Everything I've got Will you take it? Maybe not! I won't limit my poetry Because some words are "bad!" …
S pring is in the air! P retty and fair, R eady to emerge, I wonder: from where? N o-one knows G etting there is hard T ake it; you may be scarred I think it doesn't matter M e thinks when it's gone you will be sadder E veryone loves spring…
*I was bored, and yes, I do have a strange mind.* I am waiting S lowly fading T ell me why H ell won't go bye-bye E veryones gone R e-dos stuck on E verybody's face A ll there is is N othing Y ou're seeing H atred really O minously P…
S ilence O r lack thereof T hreatens to consume me I am exhausted R eady to collapse E verything blurs D ulls the ache, it does
B etter days are past L ining isn't silver U nder the last E mpty spot I have S ilence
That's the way uh huh uh huh we like it! Uh huh uh huh - singing bobble head Einsteins
Why hasn't curiosity been arrested yet? I mean, it killed the cat!
You know, president was the lowliest title they could think of- they didn't want a king, they didn't want a mr, they didn't want sir- they wanted the lowest of life forms. A president. Now, president is the most sought after title on the pl…
You only have to be 35 to be president, and the youngest president was 43. Look out, world! In 23 years I will be the first female president!!!
#acrostic R eady to do E very thing I must to L et go and get where I want to go G o to the alone place I like the quiet space O ver by the pink cloud N estled on my branch above the dirt mound
Love at first sight doesn't exist- its love at first fight.
You can do reviews on Opuss?!
N ever fear! E ndless sun light W e shan't give up! D o you really try? A nd if ye do Y ea shall go far
C are-free H ow, I don't know O nly it's in a bad way L etting go was to easy Y eah, there's no turning back
P olitics? I love em'! A nd debating too S o many topics S o which do I choose? I love them all O, global warming, deforestation- N ot to be persuaded
NO SCHOOL!!! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! SCORE! Did I mention there's no school?
Je m'appelle Jayne. Je suis américainne. Je suis douze ans. J'aime jouer au tennis. Je préfère jouer au volley. Je n'aime pas parler espagnol. J'aime manger. Je préfère dîner au restaurant. Je n'aime pas jouer au football américain.
Pepco just called to say the imminent snow "storm" (if you could call it that- its 4 in. tops!) might cause "extended power outages." Great, our power goes out every friggin' time. ={(
Pessimistic people live longer, cause they're more cautious.
My dog eats rabbit poop... /. .\ ___
Dear advice giver, I have a girlfriend ten years younger than me, and everyone says we should break up. What should I do? -Daniel Dear Daniel, If you love her, don't give her up. It's that simple! -advice giver Dear advice giver, Thank y…
So sick of homework.
Meh.
Me and my friends were playing on the soccer field. The boys kept running up and launching themselves onto the ground so they were lying down around us. The other girls were giggling and seemed to think it was inappropriate. I feel like an …
Boys think they're so great and powerful and strong. P-shaw. Can THEY bleed for 3 days straight every month and not die?! Quick note: I've seen this joke twice, once was on the web, I can't remember where the other time was, if this is you…
My braces are hurting. :,(
So pretty How did I not know Of this magical Realm, Ever beautiful - Shells, pink, white, purple Indigo is the best Daring crabs scuttle all over Especially on the rocks Packed food in the cooler I've enough to share Come on over No reaso…
If happiness can't be bought, how did I get a dog?
I. Am. Bored.
There's a way There always is Whaddaya say? Try once more? Today's a new Day so get up! Who knew? Doesn't matter If you fail
I'm trying to look at comments but they won't load...
Love that Never ceases Never stops Or pauses Love that Is always there Eager to help Eager to share Love that Will let you sleep In the car and won't Wake you up- there's not a peep Love that Will hold you While you cry Put the band aid…
M)agic A)doration L)ove
I want to hug my dad goodnight, but he won't let me. He says I'll get sick too, and the cold he has is, quote, "really miserable." I. Don't. Freaking. Care. GIVE ME A HUG RIGHT NOW!!!
Saturn and Jupiter were best if friends Till all those rings cams along Then there was a tragically romantic tale of love, lost and found The end
I'm a big wimp, but that's ok! Right? RIGHT?! GUYS?!
We were at the book fair and my brother got a book called "bullshit." Lol!
Everyone gets hurt sometimes. -a bouncing lamb in a pink tutu
It's 5:10 in the morning here. I've just had a really horrible nightmare. I've had it before, but I've always managed to make it end nicely. Not so this time, and I feel sick to my stomach. Does anyone have any tips to like, control your dr…
To be me You don't know What it's like To be me Why do you Hurt me like that To be me Hasn't anyone taught you To respect others feelings To be me You don't understand What it feels like when To be me Your fast-walking to The bathroo…
"To be, or not to be. That is the question." - Shakespeare
I'm gonna plant a weeping cherry blossom tree. Anyone have any tips?
My brothers poem, Yellow, got me from rank 60 to rank 49...
Ready yourself! For the battle charge Ready yourself! Their army is large Ready yourself! To speak so loud Ready yourself! To act for the crowd Ready yourself! To pour your heart out Ready yourself! Sing, don't shout Ready yourself! T…
This ones by me! O h, what a beautiful sunset R eally wouldn't be the same A lways love that hint of tangerine N ever next to that deep violet G rab some pink and stick it in between E ver beautiful
*my brother wrote this, he's only 9!* Yellow is like a happy day on the beach It is a cold glass of lemonade on a spring day Yellow is like the very center of a blazing star It is a beautiful dandelion in an old mans yard
Is anyone else startled to the point of loud cursing when the toaster pops?
Lately I've had a lot of fun Playing with my friends On the field in the sun The inappropriate boys Doing inappropriate stuff It's kinda funny at first... But that really is enough... I tried out For the school Musical That wasn't so …
My friend has a secret!!! Like if you can relate...
Finally making a bucket list!
Wow... Finally got some likes and my rank still went down... Wow... o.0
I have A place I go When life is too much When I'm feeling low When my best friend Is giving me the silent treatment I go there, and you won't see me for a while And that? I don't regret When all seems hopeless I can always go there They…
1. Art, painting, and all creativity 2. Dancing, especially ballet 3. Listening to music and finding good songs 4. Hot chocolate, especially on a rainy or snowy day 5. Dressing up nicely and doing my hair & make up 6. Playing volleyball and…
o.0 I love that sign. Don't judge me! o.0
I'm totally a ravenclaw.
I really should go outside, it's so nice out. I could climb the tree... Later Totally worth it.
For those who died at Sandy.
That's the second time I've tried to do makeup and ended up looking like I have a black eye. Oh well, three's a charm!
D ont remember anything E veryones passed out on the floor V ery sick, might throw up I think I might get more L et me tell you I really am addicted S o butt out, I don't care H ope my parents don't find out... Quick note, I'm 12, the onl…
You don't feel older until the next one is about to happen.
One more lesson like that and I might pull a Weasley!
No ones posting... :( Nothing to read... :( Never been this lonely... :(
You will find him next to me -Emeli Sande
Heart for sale! Heart for sale! Very pretty, except for one big crack Been out of stock for years But it's finally back Heart for sale! Heart for sale! It's all decked out and ready to love again Tells funny jokes Says its prayers, amen H…
My heart I was ready to sell You played the part All too well At least look me in the eye When you say you don't care Unblinking, unbelieving I Just stare But I will rise with the sun Burning in its glory Then you better run Before I end…
You had it figured out Since you were in school Everybody loves pretty Everybody loves cool -Taylor Swift
Very exciting Ohmygod who's gonna win! Little tiny short-shorts Love to set the ball Everlasting glory You want the gold? Better try harder All day, you practice Like a robot you never stop Love the game
Really. Really. Short. CHAPTER 6 I've been thinking. I usually rush into things without a plan, but now... Alice is dating someone else. I'm not sure of anything except that I don't like it. But I know what to do... If I can make her jealou…
My new favorite song is "courtesy of the red, white, and blue." Look it up!
A robin woke me up this morn' That was not so sweet! But hey! Look outside! There's squirrels still to greet Crocuses are sprouting Some are even blooming I saw one, oh last week But business started booming! The air is cool and fresh To…
I think I'm gonna try one from Aaron's pov, should be interesting! Also, this is my 200th post! CHAPTER 5 "She- you- what?!" I splutter. "I know, man! I think she took you and Alice as like, an inspiration or something, 'cause she finally …
I want a t-shirt that says 'black diamonds are a girls best friend.' My mom wants one that says 'green circles are a moms best friend.'
Mostly backstory, etc. CHAPTER 4 The moment I got home I collapsed on my bed and burst into tears. I had only realized a few days ago that I liked him that way, but for him to ask my best friend out... Was I just a way for him to get to Ali…
CHAPTER 3 I'll be the first to admit it- I'm nervous. I cleared everything with Ms. Kalli, and I had flowers. I absentmindedly brush my hair out of my eyes. She's already sitting down, coloring a picture when walk in. I walk up. "Hey." She …
Sorry for the delay! It's not very long, either. Post more soon! Next two are gonna be 'Art Class With Kylie.' CHAPTER 2 I laugh again, almost crying with mirth. How he makes these jokes up, I don't know. It's our 7th art class, and alread…
Black diamonds are a girls best friend!
CHAPTER 1 I walk into the art room and immediately fall in love. This is a real place of art. "Hello!" Ms. Kalli says. "You can pick up your sketchbook right over there! You're a captain, so why don't you take the orange table?" I nod and …
I'm doing a story, do you want... Jacob Michael Aaron Jordan Kevin
H alf O f M y E nergy W asted O n R andom K nowledge
Limerick Firefly Message in the sky Reminder of days past Memories all smashed Don't ask, I don't know why Haiku Firefly flies so high Like lightning in the night sky That dance all around Acrostic F antastic I ntense devotion R ight ther…
1. Dude, you Instagram was hacked! It says your gay and you like BOYS! 2. Well, saves me the trouble of telling everyone 1. This is- wait what?!? 2. -____-
1. I love u 2. Really?!? 1. Yeah, it's my favorite vowel 2. Asshole
I just want the chocolate, you stupid tinfoil!
I swear my nose is so frozen, if I sneezed it'd fall off. :(
I just remembered I have toes!!! Yay toes! (Me singing)"Toes, toes, toes, toesy toes!" I case you don't know, I'm on a ski trip in Vermont and its 8 degrees outside
If you go to Opuss's profile you can see how many people use Opuss, because everyone has to follow Opuss!
If I told you every funny thing that happened to me today, I'd have a million posts. I'll just put my 3 top favorites here. We were on the lift when we saw a guy take a tumble. He looked so funny, rolling down the hill with his skis waving…
Stopped for gas Food? I'll pass It looked like junk And the whole place stunk
Meridah So brave Her mother She will save The beast Of night Will unknowingly Lead her to the light Dark Black bear Yes, I think She does care Cloth can be repaired But stone will never mend But there's a message He didn't mean to sen…
Say what you like, knitting is awesome. =>
We were driving when my mom said my grandma made banana bread. she then yelled "No nuts!!!" I pointed to my brother and sister and said, "then we should kick them out!" Me and my friend started laughing really hard, and my mom said I must…
I'm going to Vermont, might not post for a few days if I don't get wifi! Write ya later, I'm gonna be skiing tomorrow! Peace! -Jayne
I would know, every year at least 3 try to build a nest on our porch fan and sometimes the succeed!
Democrats, republicans You are both right Do shut up And stop the fight Yell and argue but never Actually get anything done If only you'd take a break If only you'd have some fun Politicians... They never get to the freaking point or do …
By Lamont Carey I mean eleven years old in the sixth grade and I can't read. The class is so full that the teacher doesn't notice me but I can't read. And when she finally asks me to come to the head of the class I do everything in my…
I think my dad wants me to be an old lady with 40 cats when I get older...
My mom just picked up 22 bags of dog poop from our backyard, each with 2-3 piles o' poop. Do the math.
Do dogs climb trees... Mine just did.
Less than 2 weeks from My birthday That's when she passed But that was 2012 Now there's Less than 2 weeks Until my birthday She isn't here One thing One thing I want For when I turn 12 All I want Is for her To come Back They couldn't…
Throat is sore Yell some more And what about money? Evan, that isn't funny! You want the vote? Don't gloat Cancers cure? That's got allure The US attacked Israel Persuasive words from brazil Trees to grow! No, seeds to sow! Natives …
Milk in a thimble The roofs only one shingle A buttons a plate The counters a chip of slate A bowl is a pool The dollhouse is school The umbrellas a leaf A piece of papers a whole sheaf Dust bunnies are pets Dolls are vets Legos are bricks …
g n i s i r Slowly Now I'm F A L L I N G I Will Fight it Why won't the dog just sit down?!? He never listens to me. Bah.
Haven't posted in days, and my rank went up one... ?!?
If my brother gets his hand on even just one TNT... God help us all.
My brother thinks he's stupid and hates himself... He and my dad are arguing... Would now be a bad time to ask if I can borrow his book?
All you folks out there Who think that no one cares Think again A hand we will always lend Forget that Put on your thinking hat We're here, can't you see We stand together, you and me On opuss you can talk We won't stand and balk We see t…
Sweep me off my feet On the first day we meet I'm sure And I want more I hope you feel it too Because without you... The best me Is what I try to make you see It's not easy Really, every time I see you I get queasy Joking flirt Interco…
I went from 46 to 57... Tell me if you've been in that situation. I fully expect a comment from every one.
If you got a puddle of tears, a drop of sunshine ain't gonna make you remember that's the green of life.
If you got a puddle of blood, a drop a sunshine ain't gonna make it all orange and fun.
Start composing _. _. _. _. (. )(. )(. )(. ) | | | Opuss | \________/
Uptown, downtown Honking cars all around Crowded streets Bumper meets City lights Human rights Energy course Tears force Get out Stop; don't shout Skyscrapers Money takers City Girl? Yes, I am.
Painters don't lie And we're never shy We speak our mind Don't follow behind Yeah, we're uncontrollable And the glass is half-full You look at me But what do you see? I see beauty Especially when we're moody We toil, paint, and try Then…
R eady to explode U hh, where should we go next time? N ever stop running
Kitty halftime show at the puppy bowl!
Yay! Super Bowl! Going to a par-tay! In case you don't know what that is, it's when the two best football teams play each other! I don't care about the football, but the party is really fun! Also, I'm talking American football, not soccer, …
Ahh! Can't... Breath... So... CUTE!!!
The world is unfair... That was odd, I've been watching tv and eating chewy candy even though I have braces for the past 2 and a 1/2 hours.
If your happy and you know it- Go Meow! Meow! Meow!
If your happy and you know it- Cheese these nachos!
@BethyBoo
Snow! Yay!
They changed the theme song to Winx club! Oh no!
If your happy and you know it- GET BACK TO WORK!!!
The person just above me in rank has like 300 followers... Compared to my 50.
I was on the ski lift with my brother and a man and his child. The guy started preaching to us about how god made every single snowflake. I tried to change the topic, saying that I'm glad there's snow at all, but then he started on how all …
If you give love, your bound to receive it. Almost wrote "lice" there... That would be odd.
I've been to heaven. It's called "The Pet Shop."
Answer on next page Boys
My sister fell, now she has a really big bruise on her cheek. :(
I love to climb trees I don't really love bees... I love picking flowers And giving my dog showers I love books and reading, Contacts and seeing I love Taylor Swift And letting my mind drift I love my city And honesty I love dressing up n…
The weekend: time to play in the snow or sun, go outside and have fun I'm making good use of my weekend- I'm sitting on the couch playing video games.
Father daughter dances are so fun! My dad had foot surgery a while ago, so he didn't dance much, but they played Gangnam Style!
What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME!!!
Doing my best Fates got the rest Not a fun test But I'm stayin' alive Time to be The best me Time to see If I'm stayin' alive
"Hustle!" I can't even walk anymore, and you want me to RUN?!?!
"You should feel it in your legs!" I would, but I lost feeling in my legs ages ago.
Call the ball! Don't be late Your not a white rabbit But it's still an important date Between the numbers There's some space If I'm not mistaken That was an ace Keep going! Grow the score Don't stop More! More! More! CCE on three! One! …
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but word can never hurt me." You know what I think of that? That quote is absolute s**t, and I don't curse unless I feel really strongly about something.
I'm ready Whatever they bring I will be steady Don't worry Help those Who really need it Hold them close For without you... There's always time To give
What the heck I'll write a poem Would you like me to send it Wrapped up in foam? I don't think it would break It's rather bendy, you see I still think I should wrap it But that's just me So bored, someone give me a random adjective someon…
I could write a poem now... But that would require thinking, so I'd really rather not.
My cloud cover Tucks me in at night Mommy says I'm a pretty sight Daddy turns orange And pink Beaming with love He gives me a wink Mommy stays up Then sleeps while I play Singing in circles Here I could stay I do have My bad side When …
Shining bright Through the night See the light What a sight Sometimes they come down to earth Always to leave, go away You know they can't Yet you still ask them to stay They never stay on land But float in their own world Love them whil…
This is a song my dad used to sing to me. Reminds me of my childhood... *sniffle* Hush little baby don't say a word Papas gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing Papas gonna buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamo…
See, I can appreciate old people music! Then again, my dad sings this like every day...
And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walking till you find the window. If its cold outside show the world the warmth of your smile. -Rascal Flatts
My wish For you Is that this life Becomes All that you want it too Your dreams stay big Your worries stay small You never need to carry more than you can hold And while your out there getting where your getting too I hope you know somebody…
My teacher told a girl she should dye her hair blonde.
I told my friend a drama queen is just someone who isn't afraid to say what they feel. Now she wants to stalk my teacher...
Long is not wrong, long is just long.
I lost my iPod For a couple days My stories flashed before my eyes In a dreamy sort of haze I tried my moms phone It wasn't the same No time to post cuz she doesn't know This ain't just a game I remember it was Love at first write And eve…
Yay! Had a volleyball tournament, played three matches of two games. The only one we won was our last game, funnily enough we were the only ones who beat that team. I finally got a good serve in- two aces! They might have returned, but they…
Sometimes apps on my ipod are blocked, and I can't get kik!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just saw a pic of Taylor Swift, she looks a little "excuuuse-me?!?!" The writing on the photo says ' we're breaking up? I'll just go make another million.' She does have a tendency to, quote, 'date assholes who don't care' then write reall…
Reposted, but want to make sure it gets out, so funny! Added a bit, too. Man vs woman Man: I have way more upper body strength! Woman: can you bleed for 5 or more days every month and not die? Man: no... :( Woman: :P
Writers block What a shock Look at the clock Pick up my dirty sock Blanking out Want to shout What's this about I'm a lousy lout Can't think Out if ink Going to shrink The chains got a kink Up the ladder Down is sadder I'd matter And up…
This is parts of 4 songs I think describe America, I will list the songs at the end, hope you like it! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious, Super califragilist…
I hope It's still here Tomorrow It would be such a Shame For there wouldn't Be time For mr. Frosty He shan't ever exist For the snow Falls slow And it's not Very thick
These are parts of her song, "c'mon." I suggest you check it out on YouTube, its really good. "I saw you leanin' against that old record machine Saw the name of your band written on the marquee" " I'm feelin' like a high-schooler, Sippen…
With snow We have been blessed It's the best thing I shall ever know Don't go without a fight Do your best Try to block The sun's light Don't melt, Mr. Frosty! I'm the pants and Your the belt
I asked my mom to stop cussing a while ago, cause it really bugs me, in a big way. She hasn't. Caring has become something of a challenge lately. So I've decided, I don't care anymore. She's obviously not going to stop , and I shouldn't wa…
As Madam Pomfrey said, " thoughts leave deeper scarring than almost anything."
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"But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been trying to tell him. It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking in the arena with your head held high. Some people, pe…
The artist of opuss lane Weren't never quite the same After her teacher died And left behind Her student, all alone She tried to continue What the artist hadn't done She worked and toiled Till came the rising sun But alas Twas not to be…
Drop A Coin Hear It Hit
We all know what It's like to Lose a pet Both me and you
Is An Inconvenient Truth really all propaganda? I watched in class, and it was touching, but my dad said there's no real science and that its super biased. Is this true?
I would like to thank you all so much. Since coming to Opuss a month ago, I have learned more about life than I have in the entire rest of my life. I learned about bad things, like cutting and depression, but there were lots of beautiful po…
T ime stops I 'm infinite R eady now E very day more so V ery much O ver it
There's better and best Don't ever rest Till your better is best And your best is the Best And you'll pass every test
S top me, never Y es I can A nd that's a fact W ant to test me? L ol, I'll just spring back A lways
E very day, every T hought A ll the time L ove it O h, I C an't get enough O f my H ot or not C hocolate!
F or I think I could I f
L et words flow I ts not that hard, you know C an't decide N o words to describe E nglish doesn't suffice P encil
People, please look at my last 3 poems and read the first letter of each line, top to bottom. I can't believe NO ONE got it!
W ow O h, forget what happens N ext, it doesn't matter T heres nothing better H ere is best G o do it I n this moment R ight now
Excitement Rising anticipation Of what will come Full of life Energy Before
Slowly sinking Despair does rise Rue the day As you cry Why Redo buttons don't Exist, so you can't Tempers flared For love doesn't last Afterwards
If I'm in America, and some of you guys are in Europe, then it's not 6:30 am where you are!
You say I'm not pretty Why on earth did I get that haircut? How did I make the cut for the volleyball try outs? I am beautiful And your just insecure You know you are Put my will to the test I'll do my best Don't give me a rest Cuz you k…
Help I'm drowning In a sea of my own Making I hope Though I know It won't happen But as I hope I glow My own Kind of happy Even if it hurts Sometimes I might get snappy So help me If you can Only he who helps Is a true man
H ypocrites always lie Y ou know so don't listen P oliticians, they are O h yes, I think so C orrect me if you dare R ight, your another I f you say to do S omething Y et don't do it yourself. My first time trying this contest, hope you l…
There's a poem, really good, one line is "mirror mirror can't you see, what you show is ruining me" I can't find it if you know who wrote it please tell me!!!
In time You will see What you didn't before In time You will hear So much your ears will be sore Take youth Whilst you can For its not long in leaving Take youth For its worth Even if thats not what you're seeing
James Taylor sang this at the inauguration. He didn't sing it very we in my opinion, but he sang it nonetheless. O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! …
There's this story I wrote, but I can't copy and paste it to opuss, so I think I'm gonna try the hard way... I'm gonna post a teaser, tell me if you want more, cause its gonna take a while to post even one and I don't want to do it if no on…
A person ordered a cake. When she got it, 'Nothing' was written on it in big letters. Imagined conversation between woman and baker: "What would you like on the cake?" "Nothing." Got that from cakewrecks.com, lol check it out! The woman wh…
I was just watching a show, Americas Funniest Videos. One part was: People With Hammers vs. Dogs That Think They're Swimming. Handing a hammer down a ladder to someone is not a good idea, but the results are hilarious. Also, it's totally fu…
It must have a start Or it wouldn't exist But it doesn't have an end So where does it go
Twirl Spin And dance Feel the rush of the wind As it brushes your face Kick your front leg up As you leap so high Do a pirouette And spin faster than light Up En Pointe On your tippy-top toes
My home is DC My soul belongs here Can't you see? With the museum Of Natural History The Hope Diamond Shining o so brightly The Air and Space museum Where retired rockets Rest I'm all set. The museum of Modern Art With its twinkly Ligh…
I mustache you something, but I'll shave it for later. ;)
This dude called Teri Young came to my school today he's teaming up with lil'wayne. He sang for us, he's really good, not to mention the fact that our audio is crappy. Pretty cool... Cept the part where the popular girls screamed and begged…
What is up with the number 69?! Someone tell me!!
Mechanical. A robot going through Everyday life. That's you. But no, It cannot be. You're a human, Don't you see? You really ought to buy That program Called 'Emotions' Don't worry, it's not a sham They can Hurt you But they can Help yo…
Ready or not! Emz calls with a giggle After she has found me Duh, we'll play again Yolo!!! Oh, that's our motto Roam while you can No, Once she didn't find me Tut tut! She's gotten better
It's coming! Through the dawn Tourists scream But us D.C-ers just yawn Metro fares are up A whole entire dollar! Because the hoards are coming With their eyes a-fire They want To see The president We don't really care, you and me For …
Inspired by pink's song, family portrait. I remember When I was four And I "stayed up" Until 8 o' clock It seemed so late And we curled up On the couch My brother and I As we watched you yell Scream Where has that picture Gone Where you…
I listen And I hear I'm not a prophet Or a seer But hearing And knowing Are better Than someone telling I heard My parents say That my humor was Fractured, but that's okay I Am funny In my own way Even if its crazy I heard When she go…
My brothers Fav tv show. I'm so sick of it.
Here in America, we have the biggest cars, the biggest buildings, the biggest number of government agencies- and the biggest people. My friend once made a crack that the chairs in the museum we were at were big cuz we are Americans.
Go to YouTube and search cyber bullying: the saddest part :c That last part, the :c, is included. Then come tell me what you think.
I'm getting braces! So nervous... No more popcorn and skittles!!! :,( (That's your que to post comforting comments, saying things like, "it doesn't hurt!" and " it's not that bad, your teeth will look nice."
Stir A cup of poisoned glares A teaspoon of nasty smirks A dash of hurtful comments *** can't think of any more, y'all can try to continue! If you put one in the comments I'll tag you!!! :) @Larko
Every Day I miss her But had to go separate ways So Help me Help me see Why she had to leave Why did she Have to go? That, I'll never know She moved Away The girl who Had nothing to say My best friend In days past Me, know why she had…
Braces No more retainer cases Just wires That upon my teeth spread fires I get them Tomorrow I'm nervous, As you probably know It's going to Take 2 hours Oh, for goodness sake!!! *** I'd appreciate if you told me about braces, I'm so n…
A lot of adults are like, oh, being a kid was so easy, I wish I was young again, but y'all seem to forget the hard parts, like when you totally flunked that math test, or you completely forgot you were supposed to come straight home and wen…
POV 1 I do not like to climb Because you'll always fall So I find a little shortcut And I go through the wall I then can see the Problem through and through Get over it, You! It's so much better that way I don't call it cheating! It's…
He hurt So much And it crushed her every day She tried to ease the pain To ease the horrible ache But there were demands And pressure He used to be handsome Now he looked tired And the worst part Was that he didn't care Not anymore His hea…
There are things in this world Meant not to say But to be seen and not heard In their own quiet way If said, it's regretted For feelings get stung And then There are hands to be wrung Because When they ask Why you've put up your shields…
In my room There is a big shelf And I keep lines on it I have Nancy Drew lines And Sisters Grimm lines I have red lines And blue lines Thick and skinny Tall and small I have it all
It looms In the late morning mist Eerily appearing There's a rustle We both jump... And... And We both scream. A bunny?... Comes out of the bushes. But the lift continues Pole... This isn't right. The top of the mountain Is pole 16 And…
There's a song by the Dixie Chicks, I think it's called Travelin' Soldier. So. sad. The soldier she loved died in Vietnam. The saddest part is when she says "The soldiers coming home." ( they send a letter to tell someone the soldier h…
For all of ya who have minecraft and own a server, there is a griefer called MinerProductions. Ban him immediately! He will burn your house. We had a bad experience with him.
It's not fair to say That my jokes are a bore Because I've got poetic license And what's more, I can use it... Her eyes were bright as candles, His nose was bent like a twig, She was as soulless as ginger, He could use his hands like a sho…
I hate school. I'm always behind on Opuss news.
Trying to find out what happens when I turn the little arrow in the corner off.
Medicine kicked in! Happiness...
I went skiing on Sunday. The next day my legs were tired. I went to PE 6th period and my legs became exhausted. At 7 o'clock I went to volleyball practice and just about killed my legs. Tuesday morning I woke up with extremely tired and sor…
It's not fun at all To try to write a haiku I do not like them
Am Ready To Paint All life If thats possible No, it is To make it fake Lo and behold Oh, it's possible Very possible Effort required*
8:30 I'm finally here! Ski liberty! I. Am. READY!!! Write later- MUST SKI!!! 10:00 I just shredded upper ultra! Boo-yah!!! I conquered! YEAH!!! Double black diamond... Gotta do it again! 11:40 Terrain park was fun, I fell once, but it was…
Im going skiing!!! I am major excited, and I will be writing a story about it over the course of the day cos there's no wifi there!!! Watch for it & hope you enjoy!!!
I just saw two squirrels mating. NOT COOL!!! Squirrels are violent... *shudder*
He just is.
I can't write funny jokes! I don't get it. How are the ones people do like different from the ones they don't? HELP ME!!!!!
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
My mom might make me delete this app soon. Gaaah! She thinks that cuz there's people I don't know using the app it's dangerous. You aren't strangers- you're writers, just like me!! Just wanted to let y'all know. :( \. | /. …
They teased me Cut me in line everyday Whispered behind my back When they knew I would hear My backpack isn't on it's hook My sweaters on the top of the bookshelf Claim you didn't do it Let the whole class get a lecture While you giggle Ti…
Maybe you know about this guy, one of my dads old college friends was the one who built a nuclear bomb at school. Scientists took it to a lab, and they said it most likely would have worked if he had plutonium. They took it to that testing …
I walked Into the shop The one with all the pictures I studied the walls My eye caught On a big one A pretty one With lots of red Pansies, I think it Was called With reason The colorful field Is enormously bright With red flowers and gr…
I am 11 and I know Einsteins theory of Relativity. Plus I know e=mc sq. I'm an evil genius, minus the evil part. MWAHAHAHAHA! And then my brother will be in shame for all eternity! So when it comes to siblings, I may be a tiny bit evil. W…
They made me cloud 9-Then tore it down. I thought they would help, but they hurt My self esteem- like I had any left. So who really cares, and who is acting? How do I know and what do I do? I'm sinking in despair I need a guide, a path fo…
Inspired me Powered me I can see it I need it Why can't I do this?! They brush seems foreign My friend, and it's gone It rushes through me But it won't go Into my brush I can't let it out Not for real This is the only way But the pat…
Perfection Do not question The way they lie And scheme Their way to power It's not real My moms old bully Works at super cuts My mom Was a supermodel What goes around Comes back around
When the sun comes out to shine, the moon cannot be seen.
I thought I would like it If I knew how to shine So I taught myself, with many mistakes along the way I couldn't wait to fly But when I got up I saw That soaring was overrated It's best to return to the ground For way up there on the …
My dream is To paint life Capture it On canvas No way To say what I feel Still learning To let it out In an explosive swipe There is paint everywhere My pastels darken My water lightens My hand blurs As colors blend I have a bit Of tal…
I thought I saw an angel Way up in the sky Her face was very blurry She was up so high Her dress was white It flowed like water And faded into mist But that is not the matter Because as her face cleared I could see maniacal smile Plastere…
This movie is FU-NAAHY!!! Bullwinkle is stupid... Rocky is funnier... And smarter!
I would like to thank every one who liked or commented on my piece, "Message In A Bottle" I didn't realize it was any good! I feel so loved! ;) Thank you all! (Applause)
A pot of spaghetti Was boiling all around My mother was searching for me But I could not be found They didn't care It seemed so easy I must have gone on a walk But still my mother was queasy. I watched them from above For they will never…
Treasure lies the windy way, It always blows the same. I thought I'd live forever, But then he came. His beard was short And dark. His hand was branded With a 'P' shaped mark. One hand was fearful: It was a cold hook. His peg leg never w…
I am from Alaska And back A red pony tail And only one earring I am from Miami And cowgirls Don't-mess-with-Texas And diamond studs I am from Kristen And the painting on my wall From my art And hers I am from brown eyes And contacts …
No offense to Michael Jackson, but who was a fan before he died? I didn't know who he was until he died.
Katniss: this girl is on fire "My leg is on fire! My leg is on fire...!" Peeta: set fire to the rain "I set fire! To the bread! Watched in burn then I threw it at Katniss's head!"
Draco likes toothpaste! Draco likes money! Draco likes bowling! Draco likes fire! Draco's on fire! Draco is no more!
Who here thinks you hear, Honda commercial, furniture commercial, Honda commercial, Ford commercial? Cuz seriously, exactly that just happened to me! Plus a commercial for a "game day" box filled with chicken
A little boys homework was to learn the first three letters of the alphabet. So he asked his mom, who was watching, tv, "Mommy, what is the first letter of the alphabet?" She said, "shut up, I'm watching an opera." So he went to his big si…
I used to have Instagram, so I have some funny pics. Vote for what I should use in the comments! Tiny, fuzzy kitten in a blanket Dog with three balls in its mouth Screaming cat Kitten who thinks finger is gun and puts paws up Mystery p…
This is an inside joke: Really?! No!!!
My art is perfect. They said I couldn't do it, but I have done it. It is beautiful. My 1st pastel... Sunset or Sunrise? Blend with the tool. Heck, with my finger. They said they knew an artist. That he lived with his mom, couldn't feed h…
There is a little part on the left side of our brain. This is where our imagination comes from. When someone is lying, they often look up and to the left. That was a poker tip!
J ewel A mazing Y olo N ot in a clique (yay) E mz is my BFF
L ove to irritate you I diots T ime stealers T errible L ove hating you E ck! B oo! R ack their brains for pranks O h god T errible H aters E nglish speaking- not R otters S tupid
Faster! Faster! I yearn for the wind It prickles my face As I race down the slope My skis are my home My mountain is heaven The powdery snow sprays My twin tips spin And I race backwards I turn again I crouch I am faster than light, Faste…
They say words can't hurt you, but that's not true. Get away from those cliquey, you're-in-you're-out girls as fast as you can. They may make you think you're their friend, but they WILL stab you in the back. It only hurts more, because you…
1640 He could feel the light again! It warmed him, and he felt tender, new arms reach for it. The boy came every day, and gave him water. He grew fast. 1700 The boy didn't come anymore. There were more people, another boy who came instea…
1630 Once there was a little acorn. It hung, waiting, on a tree. Life was dull. Then one day, a large, furry, gray animal came and stuck the poor acorn in its mouth. Now, the acorn thought, I will certainly die. But then, just as the crea…
I'm getting bored of poems, I don't know what to write. This has never happened before! I've always had sparks to ignite. I have got a story on Sky drive, But I can't copy the stupid thing! I'd paste it and post it But I can not do a thing…
I copied and pasted! Look around There's no one but you and me Right here and now The way it it was meant to be There's a smile on my face Knowing that together everything that's in our way Were better then all right Walking between the r…
He is always watching... BOO!!!
"Hey! I love your alligator skin coat! What's your name?" "Well then, ms. ROARGHH! Should we hang out sometime?" Crunch!!!
It never stops It's on the clock You can't get it back It flys sometimes Other times its slow It can seem infinite Or end in an instant For one it continues For one it is over For one it has stopped For one it never was TIME Never stop it …
If my parents knew I read these jokes... *shudder*
"I would especially like to thank our English teachers. They has teached me how to spoke real good"