The Blonde And The Alligator

@nmaelietta

Lightning, Camera, Action!

Brunette: "Was that lightning?" Blonde: "No, they're taking pictures for Google Earth.".

@albisher

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory. A: For throwing out the W's..

@albisher

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets. A: She went looking for the three guys..

@albisher

Q. How do you confuse a blonde. A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner..

@albisher

Boy and girl in class asked the teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "See I told you not to worry!!!!"..

@a_googely_eye_moustache

Stupid People

Kym: Hey is your phone on. Samantha: No Kym: Ok I'll text you when you turn it on. Samantha: ….

@a_googely_eye_moustache

Texts

Kym: Hey you left your phone at my house!. K: Hello?. K: YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT MY HOUSE!. COME GET IT!. K: Hey come get your phone. K: Oh.

@dougietjs

My First Opuss

22 blondes walk into a building You'd have thought one of them would've seen it.