@a_googely_eye_moustache

Texts

Kym: Hey you left your phone at my house!. K: Hello?. K: YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT MY HOUSE!. COME GET IT!. K: Hey come get your phone. K: Oh.

@albisher

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back!.

@were

My teacher told a girl she should dye her hair blonde..

@albisher

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet. A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills..

@albisher

Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house. A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".

@albisher

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..

@imtherebooks

STFU

Jason: hey what does STFU mean. Jessie: Shut the f*** up. Jason: hey I was just asking!-.-.

@a_googely_eye_moustache

Stupid People

Kym: Hey is your phone on. Samantha: No Kym: Ok I'll text you when you turn it on. Samantha: ….