Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house?
A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV"
Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house?
A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV"
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Two blonds want to take a trip, the 1st blond says "so where do u wanna go, the moon, or california?". Then the 2nd blond says, "which ever is closest.".
There is a ladder. The blond, brunette, and redhead have to climb it. Whith every step they take they get told a new joke. There are 100 steps.
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back. How do you drown a blond. Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
A brunette walked up to a blonde and said "I can't wait for Christmas,it's on a Friday this year" and the blonde said "I hope it's not on Friday the thirteenth".
A blonde and a brunette are rooming together. The brunette goes out grocery shopping, and when she comes back, she sees the blonde with a rope tied tightly around her waist.
A threesome of two brunette men and a blonde woman walk into a bar. The bar dude says "what'll you be having tonight?" he replies; "a bit of a martini cocktail, please.
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..
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