A blonde and a brunette are rooming together. The brunette goes out grocery shopping, and when she comes back, she sees the blonde with a rope tied tightly around her waist. The brunette asks, "what are you doing?" the blonde replies, "I'm trying to commit suicide." the brunette says "you're supposed to tie it around your neck." the blonde: "I tried that but I couldn't breathe."
NO OFFENSE TO ANY NATURAL BLONDES. IM SURE YOU'RE ALL VERY SMART.
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