What do you get when you cross a blonde with a spider?
TOTAL CHAOS!!!
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a spider?
TOTAL CHAOS!!!
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A blond lady was told she was a racist.She didn't understand why the man said that so she flashes back to the moment when the man said it.
What does a blonde say when she looks into a packet of Cheerios. Doughnut Seeds!.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read. " "It has NO plot and far too many characters.
3 girls are stranded on an island, 3 miles from the shore of an abandoned town. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead and the other one is a blonde, but they are all reasonably great swimmers.
Two blondes fall down a dark pit. The first blonde says: "It's dark in here, isn't it?" The second blonde replies: "I don't know, I can't see".
How do you get a one armed blonde to fall out of a tree. Wave at her..
Blonde: what does IDK mean. Other girl: I dont know. Blonde: Omg no one knows!.
All of my blonde jokes are coming to an end. Ran out of ideas and ones to share. I am a blonde too, and if it offends you in any way what I wrote, don't be afraid to tell me.
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