Hello?
Is anyone still on this account. -@evilfingerz.
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fuzzydirks
I fail at succeeding and succeed at failing!!!
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Stories by @fuzzydirks (130)
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Every life is like an orchestra The flute, tuba, drums, chimes, trombone, oboe... You are the conductor of your own life.
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Chocolate Before Chocolate
Information This is the 4th book that I am sharing first because it is better to read first due to it being a prequel. You will get to read these chapters as I share book 1.
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10 Of The Worst Thing That Could Happen In Your Tween Years...
10: mom I did not want pink butterfly wallpaper. 9: when your all like oh. Lemonade. And then grandma says after you drank it now where did my urine sample go.
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Lol
The secret meaning... IS NOT LEAGE OF LEDGENDS. My Internet browser does not understand .
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Pusheen The Cat!!!
Go to this link if u are not allergic to adorableness. http://pusheen.com/.
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???
Wait, so we all know money takes time to make, and time is money, so, what. By the way I've been away for a long time due to going on a trip for two months and forgetting my I-pad ;(...
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Don't love me 'cause I'm cute. Don't love me 'cause I'm funny. Don't love me 'cause I'm smart. Don't love me 'cause I'm lovable. Don't love me 'cause I've got money.
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Sad
There's a boy in my class who can't go outside due to UV rays.My cousin is his best friend and he doesn't have many more than that due to him being slightly overweight.
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HM!!!
Hatsune Miku is awesome. Search her up on YouTube omg it's cool even though all the words are in japaniese. Still!.
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Poll Of 2day!
Fave cookie. ❤ or R is chocolate chip .
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Those Days When...
You monitor the kids in grade one and they're all over you because you brought stickers and then they say they dropped theirs and you find out they were lying later...
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If
If times money, an ATM is a time machine. A Time Machine Need I say more?.
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Thanks 2 all 34 followers for getting me to rank 40!!. :D.
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Hello :3
Hee hee this account is weird hahaha.... I just wanted to say hello and can you pwease take a look at my account ... I'm new And don't have much on there but still .... From lornydoo. Xox.
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G2g
Bye.
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Thx
Thx to olive my other followers for following me, I'm just too lazy to write all 22 names right now :P.
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Coolness
Rank 34!!. Suh-weet!.
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Awesome
You can't undo the past... But you CAN change your future. -Olivia dirks age 10 march 27 2012 8:33 pm eastern standard time.
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@captinmorgan
One apple results in no soctor for a day or long sleep punctuated by seven creepy stares of seven little men.
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Lolz
You want a piece of me. Only if you're cake!.
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The Song
Wasn't written by me.
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Song
Santa won't you set me free I gave you my heart under the Christmas tree so why did you make a fool out of me and I can wait to see you Christmas eve.
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People Don't Care
They don't care why life came they're just glad it did. I do, so I'm not a they. They=... Talking Happy Earthling You (me) ignorers!!!.
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Yay!!!
Rank 35!!!.
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Rank
Rank 35... R u joking. That's fricking unbelievable!.
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Apples
1 apple = doctor 2 apple = above and dentist 3 apple = above and... Help. Eat at least 2 apples a day... All I can think of... Tell me more in comments!.
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QUESTION OF THE DAY!!!
How many apples do u eat in a day. An apple a day keeps the doctor away!.
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-_-
Fine, new icon But others can change it to by going to their profile, and clicking on the "..." button and going to edit profile then clicking on their picture and then photo library.
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Uh...
Fuzzydirks chose the wrong icon. It just looks hypnotizing... Mabey she's trying to kill us all. Lol kk take no offense but lose the icon -_-.
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Love
You never know whether he's gonna want a kiss, a hug, or a kid..
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Hi
Thx person who wrote hi, I am fuzzydirks :) thx for liking the account I made .
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Hi
This is so cool. I never would have thought to make an account for everyone to use..
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Dear Everyone Account Users...
Please, don't be weird like the dude/dudette who wrote the thing like what would u Lolz.
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WHAT WOULD...
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SALUTATIONS WEIRDOS.
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Greetings, Weirdos
Salutations Hello Hey Wazzup Sup Peace Greetings Hi Yo Hi I am trying this out Hola Bonjour Aloha.
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Toucans
Toucans are just plain fantastic, I trained one to shoot elastics. I aimed one at my sister and it just barely missed her, And turns out the toucan was plastic!.
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Lol
Lol has gone from laughing out loud to having nothing else to say.
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Pretending
I'm just gonna pretend I know what you are writing about and I'll just say lol. That's all..
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Opuss Accunt!
Username: everyone Password: opuss 1 No capitals or punctuation. Try it!.
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Again
One day I was walking on the beach with my crush and all of a sudden pop tarts turned into zombies and jumped off Walmart shelves and came shooting us with railroad track flavor popcorn and we were...
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Hi
I'm back.
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Bye
G2g.
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I Made An Open Account!
Anyone can go on it. Username: everyone Password: opuss1 No capital or punctuation. Change bio and picture and post whatever you want. Like your own account stuff even. Have fun.
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Hi
This is yellow sticky note just look at the picture as u can see I'm in a tricky situation surrounded by pale dudes....
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Change
I changed my picture again but I'm still fuzzydirks the turtle lover that used to have a cannibal cake picture.
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Rank
Rank 66 but I told u I don't deserve it.
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Opuss
You can't be noticed. It's impossible. Even on rank 74 it's hard don't help me stop following me I don't deserve the ranks your giving me.
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Rank 1?
Does anyone know who is rank 1?.
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Top... Wow.
I am honored. My thanks to my followers came in 3rd today!.
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Jesusfreak7
One of those friends who you follow, and they follow you, and no matter what they will never call your opuses stupid..
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Records
People were better friends than you People were faster than you People play my fave game with me more than you But no one will ever piss me off more than you Lol.
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Lolz... Wut?
One day I was walking on the beach with my crush and all of a sudden pop tarts turned into zombies and jumped off Walmart shelves and came shooting us with railroad track flavor popcorn and we were...
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Mmpp
When my little brother asks me something like "can you pour me my apple juice?" I'm like "what's the password?" and he's just like "please?" and I'm like...
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To All Blondes
All of my blonde jokes are coming to an end. Ran out of ideas and ones to share. I am a blonde too, and if it offends you in any way what I wrote, don't be afraid to tell me.
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Blonde Joke
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a spider. TOTAL CHAOS!!!.
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Blonde Joke
A threesome of two brunette men and a blonde woman walk into a bar. The bar dude says "what'll you be having tonight?" he replies; "a bit of a martini cocktail, please.
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Blonde Joke
How was the shhtzu named. A blonde spelled shh kazoo wrong. Shhtzu is a dog breed, right?.
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Blonde Joke
A blonde walked over to the park with her brunette boyfriend. Her boyfriend said; "Friend me on Facebook!" And later on she did.
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Genders
Female is just fe added on to male... Aka boy... Why. Because men get the mail, Women get the fees from that nail salon in the mail. My mom says this lol.
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Zoo
Boy: you went to the zoo yesterday, right. Girl: yeah... Why. Boy: met anyone special. Girl: yeah. A few crazy animals liked me. Why. Boy: you cheated on me!?!. (zoo is short for Zoosk...
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Discovery
Omg= oh my gosh, or so you thought... Discover the REAL meanings here!!. ( click so see all of them)...
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Sad
I made a final decision to let others comment on my stuff before me... *SNIFF*.
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Untitled
They don't have enough space for three more letters of my title, SO THEY PUT THREE DOTS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?.
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My Fave Alternate Ending
"And they all lived till man eating rabid zebras and ducks ate their belly-buttons right off..." I know, right?.
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Happily Ever After
"And They All Lived Happily Ever After..." The one sentence that ends all tales... YEAH, RIGHT!!!.
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Kiss
I want to let you know how I feel I want to find you right now I want to get to know You better I want to kiss you but how.
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Thank You To...
Thank you to the following followers: (all of them, so click to read...
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Rank...
OMG RANK 67 THANK U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Rank 72 :D.
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Competitions
Coming soon...?.
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4 Into2
Teacher: you can't fit 4 into 2. Preschool me: you can I'd you push it!.
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Comments Make Ppl... Wut?
After posting "Wtf, mom?" on my comments. For the gamey thing, it said "COMMENTS MAKE PEOPLE SMILE!!!" like, wut?.
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Got Game... Y?
My mom said that if animal tastes "wild" you call it gamey (this bear meat tastes gamey!) Later on, I told her that my smoked salmon tasted gamey.
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Who Am I 2
I am strong. I will hold you through all of your darkest hours. I will cuddle you in the night. I will hide you from monsters when you are afraid. I will provide a place for stuffed animals to stay.
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What Am I
I make you mad I give you life You use me EVERY DAY You used to have fun with me as a kid I am blue most of the time And I saved you from a fire Who am I?.
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Zing
Zing u!076(@57 random .
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Read Piss!!! I Mean This!!!
Go look at comments.
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Untitled
I don't question if pets dream, I question what they dream about?.
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74
Rank 74!!. Oh yea baby!.
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Die
There's an I in die No I in happy BUT... There's no I in hate And an I in happiness.
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Love
Love is a battlefield It's up to you to live or die.
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Turtles
Zombie kid likes turtles.
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Rank 81!!. Thanks u my followers!!. U rock!!!.
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Kony
Rhymes with pony... Kill KONY with pony!.
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Jam
... No idea what to writeeerrvgdhzbj .......
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Follow Your Dreams 2
Follow your dreams unless if it's about rabid spider monkeys because they all switched to decaf and turned to stone and ate now made of hay... Random word!: blankets!.
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This Is Me!
I am still fuzzydirks I just now have a picture that is not turtle-related..
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Words
Too hard flower dumb vase water hail poppy tulip juggler piano entertain bench go carp xylophone no yes did fond can zipper lint love life lick land island earth you Me band bracket kill sum.
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Again
Hi my friend, I don't know you. My parents used to say not to talk to strangers, so now what. But I love you, that's all. So why can't you notice me back.
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Words Of The World
If the universe is the sunset, Love is the sky, Happiness is the sun, Family is the clouds, Friends are too, And you are the birds soaring by Learn to soar there forever :).
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Zing
Zing is a sea turtle with purpose, though what is the purpose. In a mysterious story of ten chapters, find out how golden relates to this wonderful Sea creature... Zing!.
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Zing!!!
Golden seemed like an mnm compared to this skittle idea... Meet zing... Hmm... Any ideas on the title. The main character is zing, a sea turtle with porpoise. Get it. Purpose. Lol. Anyways, ideas?.
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No!!!!
Rank 88!?!?!. Help!!!!!.
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Busy
Very busy can't write 4 long very sad oh well the weekend is nearing .
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Bye
I'm off to school wish me lucks on my project presentation!!!!!!!!!!.
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OPUSS!!!
Opuss please read this leave in comments what do you mean competitions coming Soon. Please tell meeeeeeee!!!.
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Sometimes
Sometimes you just gotta die. Not always..
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Golden Chap 4
She made me sign literally 600 papers, and she read 100 rules and terms of use. It took a week, but she finally pocketed her pen and gave me a little glowing ball.
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Golden Chapter 3
It's been 6 years now of trying to communicate with my mom, dreaming up stories and pretending to finger-paint like when I was 7, but now I got what I had been waiting for for what feels like forever.
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