fuzzydirks
Is anyone still on this account? -@evilfingerz
Every life is like an orchestra The flute, tuba, drums, chimes, trombone, oboe... You are the conductor of your own life. You choose if the flute plays beautifully or terribly, if the tuba is loud and broad or over the top squeaky loud. Yo…
Information This is the 4th book that I am sharing first because it is better to read first due to it being a prequel. You will get to read these chapters as I share book 1. But for now, here we go into the weird wonderful world of Moony J…
10: mom I did not want pink butterfly wallpaper. 9: when your all like oh! Lemonade! And then grandma says after you drank it now where did my urine sample go? 8: when you ask for a pet and get a stuffed animal dog instead 7: when your h…
The secret meaning... IS NOT LEAGE OF LEDGENDS! My Internet browser does not understand
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Wait, so we all know money takes time to make, and time is money, so, what? By the way I've been away for a long time due to going on a trip for two months and forgetting my I-pad ;(... But I'm back and now I realize my new ranking (facepa…
Don't love me 'cause I'm cute Don't love me 'cause I'm funny Don't love me 'cause I'm smart Don't love me 'cause I'm lovable Don't love me 'cause I've got money Love me 'cause I'm not going to give up on loving you back
There's a boy in my class who can't go outside due to UV rays.My cousin is his best friend and he doesn't have many more than that due to him being slightly overweight. But no one could see what was coming... We had a writing test and we ha…
Hatsune Miku is awesome! Search her up on YouTube omg it's cool even though all the words are in japaniese! Still!
Fave cookie? ❤ or R is chocolate chip
You monitor the kids in grade one and they're all over you because you brought stickers and then they say they dropped theirs and you find out they were lying later... You walk in on your parents when they're naked... You don't know what …
If times money, an ATM is a time machine. A Time Machine Need I say more?
Thanks 2 all 34 followers for getting me to rank 40!!! :D
Hee hee this account is weird hahaha.... I just wanted to say hello and can you pwease take a look at my account ... I'm new And don't have much on there but still .... From lornydoo. Xox
Bye
Thx to olive my other followers for following me, I'm just too lazy to write all 22 names right now :P
Rank 34!!! Suh-weet!
You can't undo the past... But you CAN change your future! -Olivia dirks age 10 march 27 2012 8:33 pm eastern standard time
One apple results in no soctor for a day or long sleep punctuated by seven creepy stares of seven little men
You want a piece of me? Only if you're cake!
Wasn't written by me
Santa won't you set me free I gave you my heart under the Christmas tree so why did you make a fool out of me and I can wait to see you Christmas eve
They don't care why life came they're just glad it did. I do, so I'm not a they. They=... Talking Happy Earthling You (me) ignorers!!!
Rank 35!!!
Rank 35... R u joking? That's fricking unbelievable!
1 apple = doctor 2 apple = above and dentist 3 apple = above and... Help! Eat at least 2 apples a day... All I can think of... Tell me more in comments!
How many apples do u eat in a day? An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Fine, new icon But others can change it to by going to their profile, and clicking on the "..." button and going to edit profile then clicking on their picture and then photo library! No pictures of people plz unless it is cartoon... This i…
Fuzzydirks chose the wrong icon. It just looks hypnotizing... Mabey she's trying to kill us all! Lol kk take no offense but lose the icon -_-
You never know whether he's gonna want a kiss, a hug, or a kid.
Thx person who wrote hi, I am fuzzydirks :) thx for liking the account I made
This is so cool. I never would have thought to make an account for everyone to use.
Please, don't be weird like the dude/dudette who wrote the thing like what would u Lolz
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SALUTATIONS WEIRDOS
Salutations Hello Hey Wazzup Sup Peace Greetings Hi Yo Hi I am trying this out Hola Bonjour Aloha
Toucans are just plain fantastic, I trained one to shoot elastics! I aimed one at my sister and it just barely missed her, And turns out the toucan was plastic!
Lol has gone from laughing out loud to having nothing else to say
I'm just gonna pretend I know what you are writing about and I'll just say lol. That's all.
Username: everyone Password: opuss 1 No capitals or punctuation! Try it!
One day I was walking on the beach with my crush and all of a sudden pop tarts turned into zombies and jumped off Walmart shelves and came shooting us with railroad track flavor popcorn and we were like no and my crush got surrounded and th…
I'm back
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Anyone can go on it! Username: everyone Password: opuss1 No capital or punctuation! Change bio and picture and post whatever you want! Like your own account stuff even! Have fun! P.s: this is fuzzydirks, turtle lover.
This is yellow sticky note just look at the picture as u can see I'm in a tricky situation surrounded by pale dudes...
I changed my picture again but I'm still fuzzydirks the turtle lover that used to have a cannibal cake picture
Rank 66 but I told u I don't deserve it
You can't be noticed. It's impossible. Even on rank 74 it's hard don't help me stop following me I don't deserve the ranks your giving me
Does anyone know who is rank 1?
I am honored! My thanks to my followers came in 3rd today!
One of those friends who you follow, and they follow you, and no matter what they will never call your opuses stupid.
People were better friends than you People were faster than you People play my fave game with me more than you But no one will ever piss me off more than you Lol
One day I was walking on the beach with my crush and all of a sudden pop tarts turned into zombies and jumped off Walmart shelves and came shooting us with railroad track flavor popcorn and we were like no and my crush got surrounded and th…
When my little brother asks me something like "can you pour me my apple juice?" I'm like "what's the password?" and he's just like "please?" and I'm like... "no..." THE PASSWORD IS MAGICAL MEXICAN PURPLE PONIES!!!
All of my blonde jokes are coming to an end. Ran out of ideas and ones to share. I am a blonde too, and if it offends you in any way what I wrote, don't be afraid to tell me. I know blondes are as smart as any because I am one and I had st…
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a spider? TOTAL CHAOS!!!
A threesome of two brunette men and a blonde woman walk into a bar. The bar dude says "what'll you be having tonight?" he replies; "a bit of a martini cocktail, please! The next man comes up and replies; "a shot of rum, please!" and the bl…
How was the shhtzu named? A blonde spelled shh kazoo wrong! Shhtzu is a dog breed, right?
Female is just fe added on to male... Aka boy... Why? Because men get the mail, Women get the fees from that nail salon in the mail! My mom says this lol
Boy: you went to the zoo yesterday, right? Girl: yeah... Why? Boy: met anyone special? Girl: yeah! A few crazy animals liked me. Why? Boy: you cheated on me!?!? (zoo is short for Zoosk... A dating site... I only know that due to commer…
Omg= oh my gosh, or so you thought... Discover the REAL meanings here!!! ( click so see all of them)... Omg is Opuss misses google Wtf is whales tip flowers Lol is lick omnivores's lap Brb is bees ride baqkugan B4 is bra (size) 4 Ppl …
I made a final decision to let others comment on my stuff before me... *SNIFF*
They don't have enough space for three more letters of my title, SO THEY PUT THREE DOTS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"And they all lived till man eating rabid zebras and ducks ate their belly-buttons right off..." I know, right?
"And They All Lived Happily Ever After..." The one sentence that ends all tales... YEAH, RIGHT!!!
I want to let you know how I feel I want to find you right now I want to get to know You better I want to kiss you but how
Thank you to the following followers: (all of them, so click to read more) 2001lillyan, aBoy, arlet, bmichael, crowncottage, georgiacollard, glensaggs, JaceSol, jbgurl12, jefers, Jesusfreak7, katie, Kiku, mrlevbri Sabina1411, supergenious9…
OMG RANK 67 THANK U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 72 :D
Coming soon...?
Teacher: you can't fit 4 into 2! Preschool me: you can I'd you push it!
After posting "Wtf, mom?" on my comments. For the gamey thing, it said "COMMENTS MAKE PEOPLE SMILE!!!" like, wut?
My mom said that if animal tastes "wild" you call it gamey (this bear meat tastes gamey!) Later on, I told her that my smoked salmon tasted gamey. She told me that you didn't call fish gamey, you call it... FISHEY??? Is it just me or does…
I am strong I will hold you through all of your darkest hours I will cuddle you in the night I will hide you from monsters when you are afraid I will provide a place for stuffed animals to stay I make a great friend Who am I?
I make you mad I give you life You use me EVERY DAY You used to have fun with me as a kid I am blue most of the time And I saved you from a fire Who am I?
Zing u!076(@57 random
Go look at comments
I don't question if pets dream, I question what they dream about?
Rank 74!!! Oh yea baby!
There's an I in die No I in happy BUT... There's no I in hate And an I in happiness
Love is a battlefield It's up to you to live or die
Zombie kid likes turtles
Rank 81!!! Thanks u my followers!!! U rock!!!
Rhymes with pony... Kill KONY with pony!
... No idea what to writeeerrvgdhzbj ......
Follow your dreams unless if it's about rabid spider monkeys because they all switched to decaf and turned to stone and ate now made of hay... Random word!: blankets!
I am still fuzzydirks I just now have a picture that is not turtle-related.
Too hard flower dumb vase water hail poppy tulip juggler piano entertain bench go carp xylophone no yes did fond can zipper lint love life lick land island earth you Me band bracket kill sum
Hi my friend, I don't know you. My parents used to say not to talk to strangers, so now what? But I love you, that's all. So why can't you notice me back
If the universe is the sunset, Love is the sky, Happiness is the sun, Family is the clouds, Friends are too, And you are the birds soaring by Learn to soar there forever :)
Zing is a sea turtle with purpose, though what is the purpose? In a mysterious story of ten chapters, find out how golden relates to this wonderful Sea creature... Zing!
Golden seemed like an mnm compared to this skittle idea... Meet zing... Hmm... Any ideas on the title? The main character is zing, a sea turtle with porpoise. Get it? Purpose? Lol. Anyways, ideas?
Rank 88!?!?!? Help!!!!!
Very busy can't write 4 long very sad oh well the weekend is nearing
I'm off to school wish me lucks on my project presentation!!!!!!!!!!
Opuss please read this leave in comments what do you mean competitions coming Soon? Please tell meeeeeeee!!!
Sometimes you just gotta die. Not always.
She made me sign literally 600 papers, and she read 100 rules and terms of use. It took a week, but she finally pocketed her pen and gave me a little glowing ball. It took me a while to realize what it was, but I figured it out. Page 658 ex…
It's been 6 years now of trying to communicate with my mom, dreaming up stories and pretending to finger-paint like when I was 7, but now I got what I had been waiting for for what feels like forever. A message. A ghost woman walked right t…
He took my mothers life, but now he took my life too. Being a ghost is not all it turns out to be. You cannot eat, you cannot smell, you cannot touch, you cannot see your alive family and friends, and you can never leave the place you died …
Daisies lined the grave. All I could do was stare. The wall was too thick, too hard, too firm. Only a small bullet hole let me see what lay beyond that wall, but it was even harder due to being chained to a chair a metere away. My mothers s…
I am now in rank 78!!! Thank you to everyone following me and liking my stuff I post and also thank you to everyone commenting on my stuff!!! I can hardly believe that I just started yesterday! Thank you!!!!!
something is needed something is wanted something can't be dead something is beautiful something is wonderful something you love something you just can't live without something called freedom.
Everyone has it. Not everyone wants it. Everyone gives it at some point.
The meaning of life is like a home designer; when you think you got it, you keep telling yourself no. Just change the answer to yes. There's seriously not one right answer. "What's the meaning of life" is not a question, it's a thought tha…
All those other girls, they may be 100/100 percent more popular, but would they post a note about you?
Who's in charge of me? I am!
I like the way you sound in the morning were on the phone and without a warning I realize your laugh is the best thing I have ever heard I watch you talk you didn't notice I hear the words but all I can think is we should be together - Tayl…
Green Brown Shell Stubby Slow Webbed Feet Loved
My floor is named Floory Carpet, with a rug on it Very hard to hug lolz
One of my weirdest dreams was the ghost of my preschool. So, here goes nothing... I was walking with my dad as usual to the preschool down the street when all of a sudden dad was not there and I was being chased by a ghost trapped on the s…
Today I ate Kraft dinner Today I annoyed the heck out of my brother Today I played hangman Today I slept in Today Actually right now Yes I do mean 10:20 pm My babysitter is watching me lol
Start composing
Mozzarella, no marble, please. Milk and dairy inside the cheese. Sealed with the thinnest plastic. The taste I taste is just fantastic. I love the cheesy sensation on my tongue. Now packing lunch kits is way more fun.
Funky and fresh- Ian from Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas scene You call that singing?-Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks rain scene I believe fish have a type of sign language-Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks kitchen scene Same old …
My friend fell in love with a guy named Aiden, and they kissed in "the bushes" and then broke up. Now she hates him the most out of her 3 boyfriends and admirers named Keon and Romero. (not Romeo) Romero and her hate each other now and she'…
I see you when your sleeping. I will find you when your awake. One day, I will know you. I see you when I'm sleeping. I dream of finding you when we are awake. I saw your face. Freckles and all, hat, dressed in a red tee and black jeans. Yo…
What did one coke say to the other? You are coke-coo! Lol my brothers joke l
Boom
Thank you everyone following me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will follow anyone following me and I will send a special poem of mine once I reach 10 followers!!!!
Scary Or dreadful Messy Or clean Girly Or dinosaur themed Always can be tamed with a little mom magic :)
My little bother :) Ok never mind my little bother :( Ok :) Ok :( :) :( It's like twiddling my thumbs :D
Never seek trouble, because trouble, like a younger sibling, will catch on and seek you.
My moms watching me type this lol she is a zombie sorry mom just kidding
L for leaving, O for opening, V for a valentine years ago E for everything, Nothing, Nothin, Nothi, Noth, Not, Not a lover.
One day I will be free from this spell. I know it in my soul. Some depend on the brain for these poems, but I just keep dreaming as my soul flys onto the paper and when I am finished I have the blindfold taken of and I gaze at the words for…
What others say doesn't offend me because I know one day I will be glad I didn't listen to them, thus I will be free then.
I sometimes wish I was dead, yet not from despair or stress. In a way beyond what I cannot explain, beyond words, beyond worlds, beyond human.
She listens,looks. Smiles,runs. She was my friend.