Brother

@fivefifteen

What's Brown and Sticky?

A stick..

@Seamonster

Pay For It

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it..

@Sally_McK_1D

Akward...

I don't know what's more akward: Answering Dora, or sitting there while she stares at you....

@DaniDomino

Q. A man walked into a bar. A. OUCH!.

@StoryTeller

I want to be 2 years old,. Get all the attention,. Scream for chocolate,. Wear a nappy,. Talk in baby language,. Laugh and fall over,.

@StoryTeller

Unexplainable

My baby cousin generally cannot understand that the world 'chocolate' doesn't mean carpet. I tried showing her an ACTUAL chocolate and she said 'no no no.

@waynedoz

A Joke For A 5 Yr Old

Knock knock. Who's there. A deaf cow. A deaf cow who. (pause) Knock knock. Who's there. A deaf COW!. A deaf cow WHO?. (pause) KNOCK KNOCK!. Who's there?. A DEAF COW!!.

@brentbyington

What Kids Do

That's what kids do: get dirty, roll in junk, cut their tongues licking a cactus.