Coke

@maxkeates

Fish Bar

There was a fight in the fish bar, the other day. The fish got battered..

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@browe454

Love Of My Life

I literally adore food!:s I think if it wasn't illegal and weird then I would marry food so we can be together forever...<3.

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@Danny2108

Just A Great Evening

Dinner with my family at the best Indian Restaurant in Wellingborough - never look at the menu just tell Malik what you want and the chef does his magic..

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@kernymi

Of Fries And Soda

I really should stop eating fast foods so often..

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@sweetpea2311

Chocolate Sausages

I love my chocolate, could eat it all day and sausages a lovely texture of juicy meat in your mouth but when they meet together is it to be encouraged or disgraced....

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@wolflore

Dietary Advice Needed

Does having a butty in both hands constitute a balanced meal?.

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@robskinner

Rolos

Rolos are so much easier to get out of the packet when they're upside down..

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@eliseeeegurl

Family Guy- Adam West Quote

*Brick in face, nose starts bleeding* "Oh my god, I'M A TOMATO!!" ~Adam West.

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