Rolos

@theintrapreneur

A Cheese Sandwich

A cheese sandwich walks into a pub. He walks up to the bar and says "barman, can I have a pint of beer please?" The barman replies "sorry, we don't serve food.".

@wolflore

Great Stuffing!

I now know what a chicken feels like on a Sunday. There is something very satisfying about an Oriental banquet. My favourite bit, well, most certainly the company. The duck was pretty darn good too..

@danielkoura

Mate1: you just got called fat Mate 2:woah, hold my McDonald's.

@WhatAMess

Bacon

This is what makes me get up in the morning...

@jasminehewitt

Thankyou

Thank-you for my half bag of air and 5 crisps. I really appreciate it..

@LOSBC

Well, duh!

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?" and I'm just like: "oh you know, hunting elephants.".

@LOSBC

BACON!!…yeah

Money can't but happiness, but it can buy bacon, and that's pretty damn close.

@wolflore

Banquet

Tonight we dine, a feast of Kings. A grand banquet laid before us on a table fit for a knight. Round and round go the choices. Dim sum to our hearts, or should that be stomachs, content.