Bacon

@LOSBC

Well, duh!

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?" and I'm just like: "oh you know, hunting elephants.".

@LOSBC

BACON!!…yeah

Money can't but happiness, but it can buy bacon, and that's pretty damn close.

@LOSBC

I like cheese..

@ralphlaurensomerville

Red Soup

12 tomatoes 3 carrots 3 sticks of celery 2 red peppers 2 chilli 5 cloves of garlic A bit of paprika Salt and pepper Chicken stock and water Chop everything up ( no peeling required) Put it in a pan...

@Mad4books

Lame Joke

2 crisps walking down the round. car pulls up along side them and says " wanna lift?" they reply " no thanks, were walkers".

@jooovina

Depression Makes Us Fat!

When I am depressed, I cut myself.... A piece of cake.

@ILikeSoup

My shop bought cake lists in its ingredients "anti-caking agent". I want more not less!.

@jasminehewitt

Thankyou

Thank-you for my half bag of air and 5 crisps. I really appreciate it..