Lame Joke

@ILikeSoup

My shop bought cake lists in its ingredients "anti-caking agent". I want more not less!.

@beruangkecil

Poisonous Apple

How to prepare a poisonous apple: Mix the following ingrediens: A bucket of hate A bottle of anger A drop of jealousy Cook over medium heat and come to a boil. Drop the apple into the mixture.

@jojo29

Why?

Why do biscuits taste so much better after you dunk them in tea?....

@marketick

English Breakfast

It is quite surprising how simple to prepare an English breakfast yet people actually go out and pay for it all the time..

@doctormarten

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it..

@rleyton

Bacon and Eggs

With family staying, my wife thought bacon and eggs on Sunday would be nice. Am I right to think sausages should be expected.

@Anniekf

Joke

Q: what did a person at the creme egg competition. A: goo goo goo!!. By Annabelle aged 10 xx.

@jooovina

Depression Makes Us Fat!

When I am depressed, I cut myself.... A piece of cake.