@wolflore

Banquet

Tonight we dine, a feast of Kings. A grand banquet laid before us on a table fit for a knight. Round and round go the choices. Dim sum to our hearts, or should that be stomachs, content.

@ralphlaurensomerville

Fish Finger Bliss

6 fish fingers ( two extra for dipping ) two thick white slices of bread with butter.

@theintrapreneur

A Cheese Sandwich

A cheese sandwich walks into a pub. He walks up to the bar and says "barman, can I have a pint of beer please?" The barman replies "sorry, we don't serve food.".

@wolflore

Great Stuffing!

I now know what a chicken feels like on a Sunday. There is something very satisfying about an Oriental banquet. My favourite bit, well, most certainly the company. The duck was pretty darn good too..

@danielkoura

Mate1: you just got called fat Mate 2:woah, hold my McDonald's.

@Leah

Evil Cabbage

A cabbage was holding a group of vegetables hostage ..... The vegetables repeatedly shouted "LETTUCE GO!!".

@WhatAMess

Bacon

This is what makes me get up in the morning...

@robskinner

Rolos

Rolos are so much easier to get out of the packet when they're upside down..