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Poisonous Apple

beruangkecil • 58 followers

How to prepare a poisonous apple:

Mix the following ingrediens:
A bucket of hate
A bottle of anger
A drop of jealousy

Cook over medium heat and come to a boil.
Drop the apple into the mixture. You should hear a loud PUFF...

and all will be left is the stem.

#food

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