@marketick English Breakfast It is quite surprising how simple to prepare an English breakfast yet people actually go out and pay for it all the time.. 23 words
@rleyton Bacon and Eggs With family staying, my wife thought bacon and eggs on Sunday would be nice. Am I right to think sausages should be expected. 36 words
@Anniekf Joke Q: what did a person at the creme egg competition. A: goo goo goo!!. By Annabelle aged 10 xx. 19 words
@ollierosser Health?! I can't seem to get my head around healthy living. I've been trying for 12 years. Either I eat well and don't exercise, or vice versa. Right now I'm going through an exercise phase. 171 words
@PoppyA The Great British Bake-Off I love the Great British Bake-Off. The smell of lemony cupcakes is sneaking out from the oven and filling the house. NOM. Seriously though - the book is great for beginners or dab hands!. 34 words
@beruangkecil Poisonous Apple How to prepare a poisonous apple: Mix the following ingrediens: A bucket of hate A bottle of anger A drop of jealousy Cook over medium heat and come to a boil. Drop the apple into the mixture. 51 words
@Lily_Love_ Hey(: follow me in Instagram @Lily_Love_ it's a shitty day, not a shitty life(: & always be yourself ... Unless you ... View Profile
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