Of Fries And Soda

@wolflore

Dietary Advice Needed

Does having a butty in both hands constitute a balanced meal?.

@robskinner

Rolos

Rolos are so much easier to get out of the packet when they're upside down..

@wolflore

Banquet

Tonight we dine, a feast of Kings. A grand banquet laid before us on a table fit for a knight. Round and round go the choices. Dim sum to our hearts, or should that be stomachs, content.

@theintrapreneur

A Cheese Sandwich

A cheese sandwich walks into a pub. He walks up to the bar and says "barman, can I have a pint of beer please?" The barman replies "sorry, we don't serve food.".

@wolflore

Great Stuffing!

I now know what a chicken feels like on a Sunday. There is something very satisfying about an Oriental banquet. My favourite bit, well, most certainly the company. The duck was pretty darn good too..

@danielkoura

Mate1: you just got called fat Mate 2:woah, hold my McDonald's.

@WhatAMess

Bacon

This is what makes me get up in the morning...

@sweetpea2311

Chocolate Sausages

I love my chocolate, could eat it all day and sausages a lovely texture of juicy meat in your mouth but when they meet together is it to be encouraged or disgraced....