26 March 2012
One day I was walking on the beach with my crush and all of a sudden pop tarts turned into zombies and jumped off Walmart shelves and came shooting us with railroad track flavor popcorn and we were like no and my crush got surrounded and they said get naked or else and I was staring at him just like ...wow...
*blink*
And then he was bum naked and a crab started chasing me to munchkin land, home of the poppy-scented dogs and they gave me underwear to give to my friend. So I rode a fuzzy helicopter all the way back to the beach where a rainbow giraffe took me to my crush and I handed him the underwear and he handed me a lighter so I killed all the pop tarts and the rainbow giraffe too by mistake then I was handed underwear by my crush... He was now a suffering pop tart singing la bamba and doing a jig so I ate him
God I have weird dreams
Again • Opuss № I