@cammored

The Island Swim

3 girls are stranded on an island, 3 miles from the shore of an abandoned town. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead and the other one is a blonde, but they are all reasonably great swimmers.

@Sally_McK_1D

2 Dumb Blondes

Two blondes fall down a dark pit. The first blonde says: "It's dark in here, isn't it?" The second blonde replies: "I don't know, I can't see".

@bookworm28

How do you get a one armed blonde to fall out of a tree. Wave at her..

@maddybook

Blonde Moment #78

Blonde: what does IDK mean. Other girl: I dont know. Blonde: Omg no one knows!.

@jasminehewitt

Dead

"LOOK A DEAD BIRD" Brunette: *looks at the floor* "Where?!" Blonde: *looks at the sky* "Where?!".

@jbhustler

Swimming

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second.

@emmakaijaroditi

Mirror

Two blonde friends were walking down the street when one of them notices a mirror on the ground. She picks up the mirror and looks into it, she then says "hey, who is that. I recognise her.

@shunara

Libary

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read. " "It has NO plot and far too many characters.