Blond Jokes

@fuzzydirks

Blonde Joke

A threesome of two brunette men and a blonde woman walk into a bar. The bar dude says "what'll you be having tonight?" he replies; "a bit of a martini cocktail, please.

@fuzzydirks

Blonde Joke

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a spider. TOTAL CHAOS!!!.

@fuzzydirks

To All Blondes

All of my blonde jokes are coming to an end. Ran out of ideas and ones to share. I am a blonde too, and if it offends you in any way what I wrote, don't be afraid to tell me.

@kirstilol123

The Blond Racist

A blond lady was told she was a racist.She didn't understand why the man said that so she flashes back to the moment when the man said it.

@bookworm28

What does a blonde say when she looks into a packet of Cheerios. Doughnut Seeds!.

@cammored

The Island Swim

3 girls are stranded on an island, 3 miles from the shore of an abandoned town. Ones a brunette, ones a redhead and the other one is a blonde, but they are all reasonably great swimmers.

@Sally_McK_1D

2 Dumb Blondes

Two blondes fall down a dark pit. The first blonde says: "It's dark in here, isn't it?" The second blonde replies: "I don't know, I can't see".

@katie

A blonde and a brunette are rooming together. The brunette goes out grocery shopping, and when she comes back, she sees the blonde with a rope tied tightly around her waist.