A brunette walked up to a blonde and said "I can't wait for Christmas,it's on a Friday this year" and the blonde said "I hope it's not on Friday the thirteenth"
(I have no problem with blonde ppl and do not
Mean to offend any one )
A brunette walked up to a blonde and said "I can't wait for Christmas,it's on a Friday this year" and the blonde said "I hope it's not on Friday the thirteenth"
(I have no problem with blonde ppl and do not
Mean to offend any one )
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Hint :Christmas is only on the 25 of December ......yeh I know it's cheesey
Ik ....some people get easily offended sometimes and I didn't want negative comments from ppl I had never met 😃
I don't mind I'm a blonde and it doesn't offend me because someday I will be free from my daydreams
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