@albisher

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet. A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills..

@albisher

Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house. A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".

@albisher

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..

@imtherebooks

STFU

Jason: hey what does STFU mean. Jessie: Shut the f*** up. Jason: hey I was just asking!-.-.

@jasminehewitt

Dead

"LOOK A DEAD BIRD" Brunette: *looks at the floor* "Where?!" Blonde: *looks at the sky* "Where?!".

@jbhustler

Swimming

A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second.

@confessionsofatrolleydolly

The Blonde Stewardess....probably Virgin Atlantic!

Hotel lobby in L.A. and a crew are sat round preparing for their duty. One crew member is missing however, the newbie.

@were

My teacher told a girl she should dye her hair blonde..