@albisher

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..

@imtherebooks

STFU

Jason: hey what does STFU mean. Jessie: Shut the f*** up. Jason: hey I was just asking!-.-.

@ashhxx

My Jokes

Blonde blonde blonde that was the joke.

@Time4Life

A clever Blondie, a dumb Blondie, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, found 1 dollar. Which of them took it.

@aalivia

A blonde walks into an electronics store and asks one of the staff, "Can I buy that TV please?" and the man replies "I don't serve blondes" so she left and bought a brunette wig.

@rjkbars

Car Dealer

Blond buys a new car. The next day she takes it back and says "my blinker's broken." "How is it broken asks the dealer?" "It keeps flashing on and off!".

@Eatonlynch

Capital

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them. " Her friend said, "O. K. then, what's the capital of France.

@albisher

Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house. A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".