My Jokes

@aalivia

A blonde walks into an electronics store and asks one of the staff, "Can I buy that TV please?" and the man replies "I don't serve blondes" so she left and bought a brunette wig.

@rjkbars

Car Dealer

Blond buys a new car. The next day she takes it back and says "my blinker's broken." "How is it broken asks the dealer?" "It keeps flashing on and off!".

@Eatonlynch

Capital

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them. " Her friend said, "O. K. then, what's the capital of France.

@Eatonlynch

Mind Telling Me The Time?

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now. "WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM.

@ninjakitty

Blonde Moment

Two blondes are walking down the street, one takes out a compact mirror from her bag and asks the other "The person in this photo reminds of someone, who is it?" The othe replies "It's me silly!".

@AwesomeAoife

Blondies On Holiday

Two blondes driving 2 disneyworld stop at a sign, disney land left, one says ah well we will have to wait until it comes back !.

@Eatonlynch

Blonde School Joke

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school. A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board..

@Time4Life

A clever Blondie, a dumb Blondie, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus, found 1 dollar. Which of them took it.