@albisher

Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house. A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV".

@albisher

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..

@imtherebooks

STFU

Jason: hey what does STFU mean. Jessie: Shut the f*** up. Jason: hey I was just asking!-.-.

@Intense

Stairs

Once there were 3 friends. A brunette, a blonde and a black. They met a genie who said if you make it up these hundred stairs without laughing I will grant you 3 wishes. The black laughed on2nd step.

@parsnip

The Blonde Coyote

Did you hear about the blonde coyote. He got stuck in a trap, chewed three of his own legs off and was still stuck!.

@k3nnyboy

Hanging

There was a blonde and black that where best friends and the blonde is sick of her life and decides to hang herself whilst the black is out shopping and when the black gets back she finds the blonde...

@begpie

Broken

How do you get a blonde girl to break her nose. Put your dick under a glasstable..

@albisher

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet. A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills..