@albisher

Q. How do you confuse a blonde. A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner..

@albisher

Boy and girl in class asked the teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "See I told you not to worry!!!!"..

@a_googely_eye_moustache

Stupid People

Kym: Hey is your phone on. Samantha: No Kym: Ok I'll text you when you turn it on. Samantha: ….

@a_googely_eye_moustache

Texts

Kym: Hey you left your phone at my house!. K: Hello?. K: YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT MY HOUSE!. COME GET IT!. K: Hey come get your phone. K: Oh.

@albisher

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back!.

@were

My teacher told a girl she should dye her hair blonde..

@albisher

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet. A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills..

@albisher

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets. A: She went looking for the three guys..