17 January 2013
It's coming! Through the dawn Tourists scream But us D.C-ers just yawn
Metro fares are up A whole entire dollar! Because the hoards are coming With their eyes a-fire
They want To see The president We don't really care, you and me
For us D.C-ers Have seen it all We've got monuments And paintings on the wall
Our museums Can't be outdone It's just never Been done!
Hey did you Know? The vice-president was at A Pete's? No!
We do Get Excited Show us something we haven't seen yet
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