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Bell Face

Joke from a book on Jon something or other's writing inspiration

A man with no arms wanted to ring the church bells.
"You can't ring a bell! You have no arms!" The priest exclaimed.
"Just watch!" The man said. He began hitting the bell with his head, making beautiful music. On the last hit, he missed the bell and fell out of the tower. He was knocked out and a crowd began to gather. Another priest came out and the people asked who the man who'd fallen was.

(Dramatic pause for effect)

"I don't know, but his face rings a bell!"

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