The missus likes to make a name
From her registration plate
Last one up was Diddikoi
You've been told of that ones fate
They've been varied, often strange
Sometimes easy, like FooFoo
And others read as written
Like plain and simple old Nepu
She's had her share of accidents
Hopefully Yogi will never know
Death From Anal Shunting
Can't be a pleasant way to go
So motorists, be mindful
It's not you that hears her moan
Look through your glass at her lovely arse
But please leave Yogi's alone...
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