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Confusing, Funny Riddle

There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one off. How many do you have?

499...

What are three steps to putting an elephant in your fridge?

Open the door, put it in, close the door

What are the four steps of putting a deer in your fridge?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the door

The lion king is having a party with every different kind of animal but one is not there. Which one?

The deer cause it's in the fridge.

A grandma is crossing a crocodile infested river yet none eat her. How?

Cause there all at the lions party.

The grandma still dies crossing the river. How?

She gets hit by the brick.

Eatonlynch

@Eatonlynch

Hi I'm 11 and Please follow me for jokes,poems,story and quotes .(the person in the picture is my little brother)And I also like G.A.A and tennis and sometimes soccer and love reading - Daniel

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Daniel octopuss is gone isn't he

@kateiscoolyeah I think so I tried to look him up but it says no results?

Had to read this a couple of times, but 😄 love it!

@rimini says this all the time :)

Lol

@Eatonlynch was octopuss an opuss hater

Totally loved this

@Nicholas octopuss was the opposite of a hater - he 'loved' it tooo much. He made zombie accounts and tried to up his rank that way, ie. he cheated.

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@Zorua101 Zombie accounts?

@bop365 Zombie accounts are accounts created from emails that will not post anything and are made simply for the person that made them to use to their advantage, for example following main accounts to get popular.

@Zorua101 ooooohhhhh...

@kateiscoolyeah Octopuss is still out there - arabonee (hacker) was connected with him via internet

@Zorua101 arabonee is not a hacker he was just lying

@Eatonlynch Ah, that's good. :)

LOL gr8 riddle

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